I'm gonna go off the board here, I think it's worth it.
http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wireta ... extension/
"Dwayne Wade here for a product that will revolutionize your life and improve your relationship with your loved one."

"I may be one of the NBA's biggest stars...but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm one of the NBA's biggest stars if you catch my drift. I used to think I just wasn't a man, so I tried to compensate by showing how tough I was, getting up every time I fell. But, it just didn't make me feel like I was giving my wife my best. That's when my friends at X-tenze sent me a free sample."

"Look at me now, I'm on top of the world."

"Whaaaat? Dawg you can't be serious"

"Uh, well, yeah. I mean, it's not THAT noticeable, but it's not like Congress has to get involved.
Three months later....

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