Michael Jordan high school love letter revealed.

Dr Positivity · Post #81 » by **Dr Positivity** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:02 am

Bill Walton, 1973 wrote:Dearest Brenda

Meeting you was like the glorious country of England meeting the Industrial Revolution in the mid 1800s. Never again will the antiquated ways of I be foreseen. I wish to bestow great vocal poetry on you like the great artists of Paris in the 1920s for you are more beautiful than the masters could have intended in a painting. This is truly a great day for the existence for I for you have opened the galllows of my heart

Yours dearest, Bill

PS I am in possession of fantasmic marijuana if you would join me in the meadows after dark

Beith Kogans · Post #82 » by **Beith Kogans** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:07 am

Dear Antoinette

I'm not gonna be able to make it to 4th period Algebra.

Sincerely,
Lebron james

P.S I'm sure Mrs.Gilbert will have the same (math) problems when she wake up tommorow.

Post #83 » by **ChosenSavior** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:16 am

My goodness, this thread is awesome!

Can't stop laughing... :rofl:

GameOver25 · Post #84 » by **GameOver25** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:42 am

After reading this letter. Now I know why MJ wags his tongue. He's really (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

HighRyzer83 · Post #85 » by **HighRyzer83** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:50 am

And you thought his 1st draft sucked...

therebirth · Post #86 » by **therebirth** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:01 am

Mind you this letter was written while he was in class. No proof reading was done. Give the guy a break. This is a sweet letter.

Prestige · Post #87 » by **Prestige** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:14 am

Dearest Laquette

How are you doing? I just want to tell you that I am well. I wanted also to let you know I am sorry and that I have forgiven you for your mean comments last week. I have been grouchy because the new coach makes us work way too hard. He doesn't wanna let us chill or meet us halfway. So my life has been hell recently. Yesterday I finally stopped crying and decided to forgive you. Even though you said you only went out with me because I play basketball. And that I looked like the brontosaurus in the science lab. I will even forgive you for not coming to my party last weekend, even though if you came we coulda made an even 6 for pictionary.

I still think about you and want to get back together. You are an amazing female. The way you play with my neck when we make luv is incredible. If not there are lots of other people waiting to take your place, so make the rite choice.

Yours truly,

Christopher Wesson Bosh

PS do you wanna go the Prada spring collection fashion show on Thurs? I heard its going to be fabulous.

Lakersmylife · Post #88 » by **Lakersmylife** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:15 am

holy CRAP. I AM better than Michael Jordan an something!!!!!

Else_where · Post #89 » by **Else_where** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:21 am

Dear Lisa

I can't stop thinking about you since we met in Toys R Us and I'd like to invite you for a date at McDonalds,enjoying a kids menu together.

Stephen Curry

RaisingArizona · Post #90 » by **RaisingArizona** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:23 am

Lakersmylife wrote:holy CRAP. I AM better than Michael Jordan an something!!!!!

Apparently not.

Else_where · Post #91 » by **Else_where** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:25 am

Please Gabriella

Let me be your husband,I can Protect you,defend you and out future kids.

I can do anything for you,catch a bird with my mouth,even grab 6 rebounds<-----JOKE

Andrea Bargnani

dhh2h · Post #92 » by **dhh2h** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:33 am

Kobes first 3 love letters don't count cause he used Shaqs stationary and pen

Sky_Knicks · Post #93 » by **Sky_Knicks** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:39 am

I can't believe MJ really had the grammar love of a second grader !! Damnnnn :lol:

Halfway through it, I thought it was a joke.

Hawaii · Post #94 » by **Hawaii** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:45 am

Hahahahaha this thread is great :lol:

some_rand · Post #95 » by **some_rand** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:51 am

nowadays:

My Dearest Laquette

With my Best Love

Gregory Oden

Beith Kogans · Post #96 » by **Beith Kogans** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:55 am

Lakersmylife wrote:holy CRAP. I AM better than Michael Jordan an something!!!!!

dangermouse · Post #97 » by **dangermouse** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 7:33 am

xRapHeadx wrote:
My Dearest Laquette

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

Michael J. Jordan

Did everyone miss this?? He was even husting his girlfriend. Dude had a problem even then... Wow.

Imadogg · Post #98 » by **Imadogg** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 7:35 am

I am so **** glad I read every post in this thread haha

Kobe8Forever · Post #99 » by **Kobe8Forever** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 7:46 am

My Dearest Dwayne,

I just wanted to chill when I came over to your house last night.

But when you suggested that we try a threesome with Lebron, I knew this would be a big deal and I thought to myself, ‘somebody needs to be videotaping this stuff." This was supposed to finally get me the popularity I deserve.

Imagine how I felt when the two of you completely ignored me. It's evident that we needed to pound it down low, get our timing down, and get our chemistry down. I take some of the blame: I need to be assertive and demanding. Honestly, though, there's no shock. There's disappointment.

Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that you and Lebron are not invited to my birthday bash. We're playing paintball, eating steak, toasting some white folks, and watching the Chriss Angel Mindfreak DVD (Jealous, aren't you?)

Love no more,
Christopher Wesson Bosh

Kobe 24 Revis · Post #100 » by **Kobe 24 Revis** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 7:53 am

dhh2h wrote:Kobes first 3 love letters don't count cause he used Shaqs stationary and pen