Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry

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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#81 » by GameBredAPBT » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:01 pm

ItsThatEasy wrote:
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ItsThatEasy wrote:This is actually a pretty good thread.

As a LeBron fan I usually hate stuff like this but OP doesn't come off condescending to LeBron or his mother. It's always been a low blow to attack LeBron for not having a father tbh, but this is a decent theory.


Hm. How could a human being possibly NOT have a father? Even during artificial insemination, the semen has to come from a male.


I guess this was meant to be funny?


I guess I just don't understand your notion. You stated that LeBron did "not have a father". That doesn't make any sense. How was he conceived, then?
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#82 » by Alonzo_Morning » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:32 pm

Is it just me or do Blevins and Gloria look somewhat related from these pics

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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#83 » by ItsThatEasy » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:26 pm

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ItsThatEasy wrote:
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Hm. How could a human being possibly NOT have a father? Even during artificial insemination, the semen has to come from a male.


I guess this was meant to be funny?


I guess I just don't understand your notion. You stated that LeBron did "not have a father". That doesn't make any sense. How was he conceived, then?


Not sure if you're serious. Clearly any human has a father, wtf.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#84 » by SMTBSI » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:37 pm

Biff wrote:
SMTBSI wrote:Well. I'm convinced.



Edit: Darn. Now I'm unconvinced again. Was fun while it lasted.
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Here is a picture of the guy said to be LeBrons father when he was in High School--Roland Bivens who was arrested and is in prison. The word is that he changed his name to Anthony McClelland once he was charged with crimes he committed. However, reports say that Roland Bivens died in a driveby shooting in 1994 when LeBron was 8----but Anthony McClelland is in prison for theft. *Cue spooky music** He didnt actually die, he changed his name to avoid the police but was still caught.

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Here is a picture of LeBrons fathers other child from a different women--LeBrons step brother. His name is Aaron McClelland-Gamble

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Why? His theory is that Thurmond is his grandfather, which is still possible. Gloria had Lebron when she was like 16, so I doubt 42 year-old Nate Thurmond was banging a 15-year-old. He would have been 26 when Gloria was conceived, which makes a little more sense.

Well, it's true that LivingLegend's theory is not strictly incompatible with OP's. But, it does obviate much of the need for it. If we've identified a likely father who accounts for most of James' phenotype, then Thurmond isn't really necessary to complete the picture anymore. That doesn't mean he couldn't still be the granddad - it just kind of undermines the conspiracy theory by greatly reducing its explanatory power.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#85 » by Alonzo_Morning » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:38 pm

ItsThatEasy wrote:
GameBredAPBT wrote:
ItsThatEasy wrote:
I guess this was meant to be funny?


I guess I just don't understand your notion. You stated that LeBron did "not have a father". That doesn't make any sense. How was he conceived, then?


Not sure if you're serious. Clearly any human has a father, wtf.

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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#86 » by Priest24 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:43 pm

Let's just accept that Zeus still pops in once in a while to drop a seed.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#87 » by Biff » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:11 pm

SMTBSI wrote:
Biff wrote:
SMTBSI wrote:Well. I'm convinced.



Edit: Darn. Now I'm unconvinced again. Was fun while it lasted.



Why? His theory is that Thurmond is his grandfather, which is still possible. Gloria had Lebron when she was like 16, so I doubt 42 year-old Nate Thurmond was banging a 15-year-old. He would have been 26 when Gloria was conceived, which makes a little more sense.

Well, it's true that LivingLegend's theory is not strictly incompatible with OP's. But, it does obviate much of the need for it. If we've identified a likely father who accounts for most of James' phenotype, then Thurmond isn't really necessary to complete the picture anymore. That doesn't mean he couldn't still be the granddad - it just kind of undermines the conspiracy theory by greatly reducing its explanatory power.


Haha, well it was always a long shot. It's still an interesting theory. I didn't know Thurmond was from Akron as well.
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Post#88 » by Flash Falcon X » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:57 pm

This is one of those silly conspiracy theories that you wish were true. It would make for an amazing story.


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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#89 » by Heat3 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:06 pm

Imagine all you needed to prove paternity was dress the kid up in similar clothes? :lol:

Similar pose and similar uniform is enough evidence for me!
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#90 » by a8bil » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:01 am

ItsThatEasy wrote:
LivingLegend wrote:Here is a picture of the guy said to be LeBrons father when he was in High School

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Here is a picture of LeBrons fathers other child from a different women--LeBrons step brother.

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Source?

I've never looked too deep into his ancestry because it seems invasive but at this point (of the offseason) I think it's worth examining.

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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#91 » by GameBredAPBT » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:16 am

ItsThatEasy wrote:
GameBredAPBT wrote:
ItsThatEasy wrote:
I guess this was meant to be funny?


I guess I just don't understand your notion. You stated that LeBron did "not have a father". That doesn't make any sense. How was he conceived, then?


Not sure if you're serious. Clearly any human has a father, wtf.


"LeBron for not having a father" ......
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Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#92 » by chrismikayla » Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:34 am

Not sure if I buy it but dude I give you an A for effort and the detective work.


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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#93 » by Big Mac Biyombo » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:00 am

Alonzo_Morning wrote:
ItsThatEasy wrote:
GameBredAPBT wrote:
I guess I just don't understand your notion. You stated that LeBron did "not have a father". That doesn't make any sense. How was he conceived, then?


Not sure if you're serious. Clearly any human has a father, wtf.

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Well we can conclude that LeBron is Jesus then.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#94 » by jpengland » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:46 am

lambchop wrote:Though delonte was brons dad


Nope.

Dirk was confirmed as LeBrons dad in 2011.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#95 » by Heej » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:57 am

Let's just skip to the end of this thread like that one crazy Reddit post: Reptilian Annunaki doing human experimentation
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#96 » by mszymko » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:22 pm

PrinceCliche wrote:Well here is my piece of Conspiracy, Sandra Bullock is widely known as one of Hollywood's top actresses, starring in countless films including Speed, Miss Congeniality, Gravity and The Blind Side, for which she scored a best actress Oscar, and...most think Sandra Bullock is a woman.

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THANK YOU!!! ...I've been saying it for YEARS! ...Sandra Bullock is clearly Lebron's father.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#97 » by mszymko » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:24 pm

#SandraBron'sDaddy
#LebronBullock
#Sandra>Lebron=Truth
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#98 » by mg » Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:20 pm

mszymko wrote:
PrinceCliche wrote:Well here is my piece of Conspiracy, Sandra Bullock is widely known as one of Hollywood's top actresses, starring in countless films including Speed, Miss Congeniality, Gravity and The Blind Side, for which she scored a best actress Oscar, and...most think Sandra Bullock is a woman.

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THANK YOU!!! ...I've been saying it for YEARS! ...Sandra Bullock is clearly Lebron's father.


Clooney's wife isn't a woman either but don't think either one of them is directly related to LeBron :lol:

I think this Blevins guy or maybe even Nate Thurmond make more sense in that regard. We may never know for sure..I believe both those guys have long left this planet at this point.
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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#99 » by Masterfully » Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:25 pm

On a related topic, are we sure that Anna Kendrick isn’t just Adam Scott in drag?

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Re: Conspiracy theory: LeBron's ancestry 

Post#100 » by Stillwater » Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:45 pm

If you look in a crowd long enough you can find someone that looks like people you know pretty easily.
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