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The best chocolate thunder
Worst mookie

nah
smush is a terrible nickname

i mean what good can possibly come from having the nickname 'smush'

Best: Tie for me between the Big Ticket and the Admiral
Worst: Black Mamba. Stupid and Egotistical

Stacey Augmon: Plastic Man

bertrob wrote:Best: Tie for me between the Big Ticket and the Admiral
Worst: Black Mamba. Stupid and Egotistical

Truth, I always thought that was the worst nickname ever.

AK47 is still the best. Everything about it just fits so perfectly.

My favorites are the 'bad' nicknames- Joe Barely Cares, Jon Contract...

I always thought Maggette's nickname, Bad Porn, was hilarious.

http://dimemag.com/2008/12/corey-maggette-is-bad-porn/

C-Webb, T-Mac CP3, and most of the other nicknames similar are terrible. CB4, AK47 are good because they reference something. C-Webb and T-Mac and CP3 are so unimaginative and boring. Chris Paul should change his number to 30 so he can be C3P0, which would be amazing.

Black Mamba is terrible because Kobe gave himself the nickname after watching Kill Bill. He gave himself the nickname. That's not a nickname, that's an ego trip.

worst: all of Shaq's self-given ones

best: The Human Highlight Film

TylerTheDebater wrote: Chris Paul should change his number to 30 so he can be C3P0, which would be amazing.

Gold, Jerry, gold.

I always had to stifle a chuckle when Jazz announcers yelled "Horny!!!" whenever Hornicek made a bucket.

Knickstape1214 wrote:I always thought Maggette's nickname, Bad Porn, was hilarious.

http://dimemag.com/2008/12/corey-maggette-is-bad-porn/

Oh man, that is such a perfect name for him too-

They've started to call Corey Maggette 'Bad Porn' at various Warriors boards. Their justification? 'Sure, there's penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you're seeing?

Texas Chuck wrote:worst: all of Shaq's self-given ones

best: The Human Highlight Film

It was the Human Highlight Reel, referring to Dominique "Nique" Wiilkins, so he kind of had two going at the same time.

Best: Iceman or Reign Man
Worst: Bad Porn

Bad porn
Wince harder

Also, I think King James is awesome. Simple yet works on so many levels

AK47, Bad Porn (for bad reasons) and Hibachi/Agent 0 are my favorites.

The shortened nicknames like Melo, D-Rose, CP3, Ron Ron etc are the worst.

Best : Mailman
Worst : "Pig"

Beard wrote:Stacey Augmon: Plastic Man

yeah, this is awesome. Also, Never Nervous Pervis, Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson and Jungle Jim Loscutoff. The Truth is the best nick Shaq ever came up with, which isn't saying much, but it's pretty sweet.

worst? I wouldn't recall...

My favs: the Truth, Muggsy, White Chocolate, Mailman (cos he always delivers, fantastic), The Custodian/Janitor