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"You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:06 am
by SashaTheMachine
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1539 ... r#commentsIn news that more than compensates for a particularly boring 2013 NBA trade deadline, Deadspin is reporting that New York Knicks sixth man J.R. Smith sent a provocative direct message to a high-school senior via Twitter last month.
Well, of course he did. He's J.R. Smith, after all.
No stranger to regrettable lapses of judgment when it comes to social media, Smith's latest blunder came complete with a hilariously poor effort to cover his tracks.
Beyond the Buzzer chronicled Smith's not-so-subtle proposition and thoroughly inadequate attempt to fool his online followers into thinking his offer of "the pipe" was meant to be taken literally.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:10 am
by zronv7
pipe
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 am
by RunSunRun
Well, if she's an 18 year old high school senior...
However, if she's a 16 year old high school senior.... /prison smilie
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 am
by [GR]
If she's 18, it's all good.
17 is also legal in NY.
Not a story.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:13 am
by therealbig3
[GR] wrote:If she's 18, it's all good.
17 is also legal in NY.
Not a story.
Nobody's questioning the legality of it, a high school senior is legal, sure.
It's just weird and creepy as hell, and hilarious at the same time.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:17 am
by MoneyInDaBank07
It's probably Chris Hansen trying to catfish J.R.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am
by HotRocks34
Mark Sanchez approves of that string of messages.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am
by DefenseWins
Why are the times so different? It wasn't a one shot convo or... he kept talking to her through out the day? lol
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am
by Inevitable
*Posts Ray Allen's tweet that was supposed to be a direct message*
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:20 am
by Lamak
Gotta love how straight to the point JR is.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:20 am
by RunSunRun
Also, how badly have you failed as a parent if your teenage daughter is propositioning J.R. Smith of all people on twitter?
Son : "Hey dad, I saw sis trying to hook up with a Knicks player on twitter"
Dad : "What?!?!?" /rage
Dad : /calms down "Well she is old enough to make her own decisions, maybe he'll make her happy, there's some classy guys on the Knicks"
Son : "Dad....it's J.R. Smith"
Dad : "...." /flips over table, rages, drinks 10 bottles of liquor, crashes car into tree, publicly urinates on police officer, death by cop
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:21 am
by BKAY
Someone get his latest Instagram pic pure gold
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:22 am
by blocks
Age of consent in PA is 16. So he's fine legally anyway.
And yeah he posted this on Instagram today:
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:26 am
by The Laker Kid
What does "pipe" mean?
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:30 am
by Totem
This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:44 am
by nosfan1019
momo124 wrote:This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.
Kinda similar to this meme huh?
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:50 am
by Bucked19
Glad he got to the point,don't want to waste your time having a pointless convo
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:53 pm
by rockmanslim
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:02 pm
by MaceCase
Here I thought that the reason this thread was dug up was to confirm to us all that yes, she did get the pipe.
Re: "You Trying To Get The Pipe?"
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:02 pm
by Nowitness
Totem wrote:This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.
Just made this:
