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Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:16 am
by LargeBabyDavis
Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:18 am
by WOX_69
Oh Jesus Christ.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:19 am
by BattleTested
Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:19 am
by crosko42
hair
a. Any of the cylindrical, keratinized, often pigmented filaments characteristically growing from the epidermis of a mammal.
b. A growth of such filaments, as that forming the coat of an animal or covering the scalp of a human.
heir
n.
1. A person who inherits or is entitled by law or by the terms of a will to inherit the estate of another.
2. A person who succeeds or is in line to succeed to a hereditary rank, title, or office.
3. One who receives or is expected to receive a heritage, as of ideas, from a predecessor.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:20 am
by zeebneeb
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:20 am
by Shamrock
There's no way someone could be that... There's just no way
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:20 am
by funkatron101
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:21 am
by ComboGuardCity
When it's forced its not funny.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:21 am
by Shem
BattleTested wrote:Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:24 am
by BattleTested
Shem wrote:BattleTested wrote:Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.
I know. I actually put parentheses and said (in the 90's) but then deleted it because I was trying to make a joke.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:26 am
by Frank Mulely
Heir Jordan has no hair.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:34 am
by Nolan
Kid's these days.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:34 am
by 22haytham22
OP Location : Foreign....Makes sense
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:37 am
by kwamebargnani
Nolan wrote:Kid's these days.
I hope the apostrophe is supposed to be ironic.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:40 am
by ropjhk
Frank Mulely wrote:Heir Jordan has no hair.
Hare Jordan had fur.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:43 am
by adjacent2bench
I legit thought the thread was about Jordan's hair, and how he inspired other players like Vince Carter, Barkley, Payton among others to go bald, and how Iverson inspired many, including non-ballers to get corn-rows.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:43 am
by pross
Thought this thread was going to be in the same vein as the Lebron hair threads. I am thoroughly disappointed.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:44 am
by AshyLarrysDiaper
LargeBabyDavis wrote:Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?
You almost had me.
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:45 am
by still
LargeBabyDavis wrote:Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?
for some reason i visualized mj with a blonde starsky and hutch style glam rock perm with each lock and curl personified as different players vying for the title of most fab
Re: Michael Jordan's hair
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:00 am
by tugs
anyone who's shiny up top can be Jordan's hair apparent.
