New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands

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New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#1 » by ubernathan » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:43 am

I have thought of a play which will revolutionize the game of basketball as we know it. I call it... the WALL OF HANDS.

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All 5 defensive players surround the inbounder, and he is helpless! He will never inbound it now! Violation city, only one team need ever possess the ball!
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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#2 » by kulo » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:44 am

What.... the......
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Post#3 » by TheProfessor » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:45 am

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Post#4 » by SOUL » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:47 am

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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#5 » by memgrizzlies000 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:54 am

Just lob it over their heads for an easy layup...
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Post#6 » by XtotheDeezy » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:56 am

You're a starter. Would you like to go back to the bench?
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Post#7 » by taufblazers33 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:57 am

Where do you get your stuff from?
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Post#8 » by JustaKnickFan » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:59 am

ubernathan, revolutionizing the game of basketball one idea at a time.
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Post#9 » by a_sensei » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:04 am

You done blew my mind. This is gonna revolutionize 5 on 5 on 5 outdoor pet friendly hoops 4eva!


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Post#10 » by MitchellUK » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:05 am

I can't believe no-one ever thought of this!
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Post#11 » by Talent Chaser » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:08 am

This made me laugh
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Post#12 » by irie » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:11 am

Perfect idea
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Post#13 » by DoubleLintendre » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:17 am

From the diagram it seems this play is especially effective when the inbounder is white and the wall is composed of angry black players, two of which are Chauncey Billups.
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Post#14 » by NBA Fan 1234 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:21 am

Perfect for games outside on asphalt. If the ball gets deflected, the dogs can chase after it!
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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#15 » by joshcxa » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:45 am

What are you, drunk?
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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#16 » by KikupKnik » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:54 am

Lol I needed a good laugh, what if the inbounder is taller then everybody? Like a center??
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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#17 » by Scuall » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:05 am

This is a better depiction of it, using the newer NBA jerseys.

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Re: New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands 

Post#18 » by NjNeTs1029 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:14 am

but what if the inbounder adjusts to the elementals?
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Post#19 » by pickaxe » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:39 am

The Walking Dead defense. I like it.
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put the ball in the basket like this
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Post#20 » by fart » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:54 am

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