Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?

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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#61 » by Ayatollah » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:27 pm

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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#62 » by twozeroMM » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:27 pm

We really need more threads like this :lol:
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

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Post#64 » by Mister Ze » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:28 pm

One of the most epic derailed threads I've ever seen.

"Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?"
"Hey guys I have a story..."
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#65 » by LakersLegacy » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:31 pm

Master Ze wrote:One of the most epic derailed threads I've ever seen.

"Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?"
"Hey guys I have a story..."


True story. Or creative writing exercise?
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#66 » by Mister Ze » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:37 pm

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Master Ze wrote:One of the most epic derailed threads I've ever seen.

"Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?"
"Hey guys I have a story..."


True story. Or creative writing exercise?

Could be a little bit of both, either way it was a good read.
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#67 » by John Murdoch » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:41 pm

Master Ze wrote:One of the most epic derailed threads I've ever seen.

"Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?"
"Hey guys I have a story..."


Celtics fan goes on rant about the raps. Good read :D

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1665383
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#68 » by Pacers_Freak » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:42 pm

This just made my morning. Gotta fault you on not staying with 34C rich chick though. Gotta think about your future bro....
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

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Post#70 » by Ferulci » Thu Feb 1, 2018 3:53 pm

Man that thread got me like
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#71 » by Martensitic » Thu Feb 1, 2018 4:09 pm

KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#72 » by infinite11285 » Thu Feb 1, 2018 4:14 pm

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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#73 » by Dr Spaceman » Thu Feb 1, 2018 4:42 pm

KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#74 » by Bird4Three » Thu Feb 1, 2018 4:52 pm

Bleed-Green wrote:
KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#75 » by Star-Lord » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:17 pm

KyrieEarthing wrote:
Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


KyrieEarthing wrote:I can't say I'm physically attracted to her now. The bangs, piercing, counter-culture stuff isn't for me. And I prefer women still in their early 20s.


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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#76 » by 76ers » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:29 pm

This thread will go down in RealGM history, and I wanna be a part of it. :lol:
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Re: Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench? 

Post#77 » by ItsThatEasy » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:30 pm

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Post#78 » by nikster » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:35 pm

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Post#79 » by GWVan » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:39 pm

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Master Ze wrote:One of the most epic derailed threads I've ever seen.

"Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?"
"Hey guys I have a story..."


Celtics fan goes on rant about the raps. Good read :D

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1665383


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Post#80 » by Papi_swav » Thu Feb 1, 2018 5:51 pm

KyrieEarthing wrote:
Papi_swav wrote:
KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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Bro, I just seen how she looks and all I can say is really ?!! You was in love with Velma from Scooby Doo ? I definitely don't want to see what the friend looks like, sorry to say
For you young guns out there. You'll understand this when you're older but the correlation between what a chick looks like at age 14 and then in her mid 30s isn't nearly as strong as you think.

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