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Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:31 pm
by OkcSinceSGA
https://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/nba/lamar-odom-admits-using-fake-penis-pass-drug-test-2004-olympics/sn-amp/?__twitter_impression=true

"After ordering a prosthetic penis to circumvent the test, Odom said he was “paranoid it wouldn’t work” but he still went through with the plan. He got his trainer, who was drug free, to urinate into the reservoir inside the fake penis. Then the former NBA champion unzipped his pants, pulled out the fake penis and emptied the urine into the testing container."


Lol.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:34 pm
by Dirk
OdomFan, you can change the username. Click here: viewtopic.php?f=40&t=1831514

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:37 pm
by kobe_vs_jordan
Fake it till you make it lol

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:38 pm
by Anticon
probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:43 pm
by MotownMadness
I’ve used fake piss a few times for some different jobs drug tests but can’t imagine getting away with it to play in the Olympics :lol:

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:50 pm
by The Laker Kid
Khloe was biting the fake one all along

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:51 pm
by loveandbeer
Insert <modern problems requires modern solutions> meme

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:58 pm
by VCBC
Which color?

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:02 pm
by Ben Simmons
It would be almost impossible to be caught, because how would anyone know its fake? :o
Lots of athletes must be doing that, easy and effective.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:04 pm
by miamiheat319
Image

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:12 pm
by infinite11285
Imagine having to use a fake penis to gain an upper-hand on your competition just to get a bronze medal in the Olympics.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:16 pm
by shangrila
:lol:

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:23 pm
by Sofia
2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

I did a short term contract as a sample collector while I was between jobs a few years back.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:27 pm
by lonzo_pelota
seeing how he's now saying this as well as having slept with over 2000 women, how do we know he's telling the truth
this could all be lies to increase the promo for his book sales which is where this is published
this isnt a good look for his future endeavors imo that is the most hated olympic mens basketball team for a reason
now hes just adding fuel to the fire :noway:

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:29 pm
by kenwood3333
tyreke evans is either very honest or very dumb

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:30 pm
by VCBC
Sofia wrote:2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

I did a short term contract as a sample collector while I was between jobs a few years back.

Short term cock watcher? Hmmm

:lol:

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm
by Lalouie
i didn't know the olympic drug testing included checking out every athlete's penis.
what do they do, use a tape measure?

i mean, i can tell a fake penis when i see it. i mean, i don't go around ________checking out everyone's penis but you know. i mean,,,,, you know what i mean______right? not that i lean that way or anything, but i mean fake is fake,,,,,, right?

i mean,,,,,,,

WELL, GOD DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

right???? :banghead: :banghead:

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm
by bisme37
I remember some NFL guy got caught with one of these fake penises going through airport security a while back. The Original Wizzinator, great product.

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:40 pm
by CIN-C-STAR
This is almost worthy of an animated graphic-novel style story depiction a la the Doc Ellis no-hitter game on LSD
:lol:


Watch on YouTube

Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:46 pm
by UcanUwill
This reminds me of movie Gattaca, what?

Anticon wrote:probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.


Tim Duncan was very bad on that team too. They still won bronze, so its not too bad, but lost 3 times.