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Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:41 pm
by WinterSoldier
If the new owner was going to change the name, what should they change it too?
My ideas: Bighorns, Bison/Buffalo, Jackrabbits, Cutthroats, Arches, Pando, Goblins, Golden Spikes, Horned Owls, Speed/flash (after several speed records on the salt flats), Black Diamonds.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:43 pm
by AbeVigodaLive
I think the Utah Blues works pretty well.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:45 pm
by Shock Defeat
Lakers give the name to Utah (Salt Lake City, Great Salt Lake) makes sense.
Jazz go to New Orleans
New names 2021
Utah Lakers
New Orleans Jazz
LA finds a new name
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:49 pm
by Sgt Major
That's an awful idea (all of them).
Utah Jazz is a legendary name and it shouldn't ever be changed.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:52 pm
by Johnny Fontane
Keep the name
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:53 pm
by Marcus_Shart
The Bonneville salt flats are in Utah so how about the Utah Flats????? Trade Mitchell for Kyrie and call it a day.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:59 pm
by Nate505
They won't change it, but if they ever did, the only acceptable name is the Stars, which was the ABA franchise name.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:00 pm
by Richard4444
Utah Basketball Team
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:00 pm
by Marcus_Shart
Nate505 wrote:They won't change it, but if they ever did, the only acceptable name is the Stars, which was the ABA franchise name.
Aint no stars that wanna go to Utah!
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:17 pm
by ellobo
Shock Defeat wrote:Lakers give the name to Utah (Salt Lake City, Great Salt Lake) makes sense.
Jazz go to New Orleans
New names 2021
Utah Lakers
New Orleans Jazz
LA finds a new name
LA shouldn't have to find a new name.
There's plenty of room in the world for both the Lakers and the Salty Lakers.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:24 pm
by Marcus_Shart
ellobo wrote:Shock Defeat wrote:Lakers give the name to Utah (Salt Lake City, Great Salt Lake) makes sense.
Jazz go to New Orleans
New names 2021
Utah Lakers
New Orleans Jazz
LA finds a new name
LA shouldn't have to find a new name.
There's plenty of room in the world for both the Lakers and the Salty Lakers.
They did coexist for the last 7 years
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:25 pm
by Dr Aki
Utah Salt(ies)
Alternatively, there's the unused Swamp Dragons that would've smashed merch sales had they not been idiots.
Kids would love this ****
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:25 pm
by RiotPunch
Utah (Latter Day) Saints
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:30 pm
by Brooklyn91
They should give Jazz to New Orleans tbh
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:44 pm
by Parataxis
AbeVigodaLive wrote:I think the Utah Blues works pretty well.
From one music style they're not known for, to another. I dig it.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:45 pm
by Marcus_Shart
RiotPunch wrote:Utah (Latter Day) Saints
They could change it to the Utah Smiths after Joseph Smith, but Morrissey might sue them over that because he sucks.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:48 pm
by RiotPunch
Marcus_Shart wrote:RiotPunch wrote:Utah (Latter Day) Saints
They could change it to the Utah Smiths after Joseph Smith, but Morrissey might sue them over that because he sucks.
They could offer the Jazz name back to NOLA in exchange for Zion, then call themselves the Utah Zions after Zion National Park.
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:48 pm
by Parataxis
Marcus_Shart wrote:RiotPunch wrote:Utah (Latter Day) Saints
They could change it to the Utah Smiths after Joseph Smith, but Morrissey might sue them over that because he sucks.
I would buy a jersey from the 'Utah Smiths (but **** Morrissey)'
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:51 pm
by Heej
Sgt Major wrote:That's an awful idea (all of them).
Utah Jazz is a legendary name and it shouldn't ever be changed.
when did this happen? The only legendary team name is probably the New York Yankees or Real Madrid. Maaaaybe Boston Celtics and Greenbay Packers
Y'all just be cappin out here for And-1's
Re: Utah Jazz new name?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:52 pm
by EH15
Utah Pelicans