Patrick Patterson plays pick up game with Pierce and Pippen

Mr Puddles · Post #1 » by **Mr Puddles** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 6:25 am

Patrick Patterson, Pippen and Paul Pierce play pick-up in the park.

Patrick Patterson picks Pippen's pocket.
Pippen pokes the ball from Patrick Patterson's paw and pitter patters. Patrick Patterson pouts and Pippen passes to Paul Pierce.

Post pick-up game, Patrick Patterson, Paul Pierce and Pippen picnic in park plaza. Paul Pierce picked a plum, Patrick Paterson a peck of pickled peppers and Pippen peanuts and pistachios.

Marcus Morris shows up and says "hello" , they tell him to **** off.

Moochthemonkey · Post #2 » by **Moochthemonkey** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 6:34 am

based and Pattersonpilled

XTC · Post #3 » by **XTC** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 6:43 am

What is this thread...

MJ7 · Post #4 » by **MJ7** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 6:45 am

God Squad · Post #5 » by **God Squad** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 7:31 am

Mr Puddles wrote:Patrick Patterson, Pippen and Paul Pierce play pick-up in the park.

Patrick Patterson picks Pippen's pocket.
Pippen pokes the ball from Patrick Patterson's paw and pitter patters. Patrick Patterson pouts and Pippen passes to Paul Pierce.

Post pick-up game, Patrick Patterson, Paul Pierce and Pippen picnic in park plaza. Paul Pierce picked a plum, Patrick Paterson a peck of pickled peppers and Pippen peanuts and pistachios.

Marcus Morris shows up and says "hello" , they tell him to **** off.

teerfour+40LG · Post #6 » by **teerfour+40LG** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 7:42 am

The only problem with this post is that it's not your first.

Saint_Killa · Post #7 » by **Saint_Killa** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 8:13 am

Weed energy is strong on this one

TheBoi10 · Post #8 » by **TheBoi10** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 8:15 am

Badrick Badderson

Jason_Todd · Post #9 » by **Jason_Todd** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 11:38 am

Raptors in 4

Clipsz 4 Life · Post #10 » by **Tim Lehrbach** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 11:46 am

Mr Puddles wrote:Patrick Patterson picks Pippen's pocket.
Pippen pokes the ball from Patrick Patterson's paw and pitter patters. Patrick Patterson pouts and Pippen passes to Paul Pierce.

pwn3d... poor Patrick!

Pulitzer for Puddles?

Mr Puddles · Post #11 » by **Mr Puddles** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 4:22 pm

XTC wrote:What is this thread...

In order to define what something is, one must first start by defining what it is not.

On my first day in prison I was informed by one of the inmates that I had just been purchased by Big Bob for half a pack of Marlboro Red and an expired issue of Home and Gardening. Somewhat frightened by the prospect of becoming Bob's pillow buddy, and more so dismayed by my low market price, I decided to try and reason with Bob. After all, we were both human beings of sound mind and therefore spiritually connected via the kinship of all mankind. Bob informed me that he is proficient in Greko Roman wrestling, a sport which does not require lubricants, but he brings them anyway.

What I experienced that evening in the strong hold of Big Bob's sweaty arms can be described in many ways, non of which are related to what this thread is.

Hipster Doofus · Post #12 » by **Hipster Doofus** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 5:26 pm

The election is taking a heavy toll.

Post #13 » by **oldncreaky** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 5:50 pm

Mr Puddles wrote:
XTC wrote:What is this thread...

In order to define what something is, one must first start by defining what it is not.

On my first day in prison I was informed by one of the inmates that I had just been purchased by Big Bob for half a pack of Marlboro Red and an expired issue of Home and Gardening. Somewhat frightened by the prospect of becoming Bob's pillow buddy, and more so dismayed by my low market price, I decided to try and reason with Bob. After all, we were both human beings of sound mind and therefore spiritually connected via the kinship of all mankind. Bob informed me that he is proficient in Greko Roman wrestling, a sport which does not require lubricants, but he brings them anyway.

What I experienced that evening in the strong hold of Big Bob's sweaty arms can be described in many ways, non of which are related to what this thread is.

Thanks for making me laugh

WHITE_HOT_HEAT · Post #14 » by **WHITE_HOT_HEAT** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 7:11 pm

Peak off-season :lol:

IgorK · Post #15 » by **IgorK** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 7:15 pm

ReddoverKobe · Post #16 » by **ReddoverKobe** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 8:10 pm

XTC wrote:What is this thread...

Perfect and pure

Liam_Gallagher · Post #17 » by **Liam_Gallagher** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 8:11 pm

Free agency needs to start soon.

Pacers_Freak · Post #18 » by **Pacers_Freak** » Mon Nov 2, 2020 8:15 pm

I gotta quit reading RealGM at work and gotta start reading it at home after I'm buzzed. It's gotta make more sense then.