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Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 1:23 am
by Dr Aki
People need to know



Translation:

(This is a doraemon parody)

Nobita (kid with glasses): This is the future

Shizuka(girl): Did society evolve because of 5G?

"wow"

Suneo: Give it back

Giant: Your stuff is my stuff

Rui (future Giant): A persons stuff are a person's stuff

Giant: Who?

Future Nobita: Its the future Giant

"And this guy is"

Kids: The future suneo??

Future Suneo: It's "Mr" Suneo

Soft Bank Family + Doraemon Bruce Willis:

"It's the future". "Have we come to the future?" "Ah, its the future Suneo!"

Future Suneo: Its "Mr" Suneo

Nobita: Why?

Bruce Willis: This family is crazy

SoftBank Mom and daughter: This is future Giant? He's different from what I expected

SoftBank Dog: Prove it!

Rui: Ok, I'll sing (Joke being that Giant sucks at singing)

End of joke

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 1:57 am
by Dr Aki
Bump

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 2:27 am
by Ice Trae
Loved seeing my favorite japanese actor Bruce Willis-san

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 2:59 am
by Mulhollanddrive
Bruce Willis Awareness Week.

Which one is Rui Hachimura?

Maybe it's a quid pro quo deal.

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:01 am
by Metallikid
Ice Trae wrote:Loved seeing my favorite japanese actor Bruce Willis-san


The lip-syncing was magical.

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:20 am
by iLLmatic860
Is that bruce willis?

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:33 am
by TheBoi10
I always thought Bruce Willis kinda looked like Douglas MacArthur

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 4:04 am
by miamiheat319
As an American that was one of the most nonsensical things I've seen in a while. And that's why I love Japan

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 6:26 am
by EArl
Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 9:28 am
by EliteSmarts
EArl wrote:Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

Interesting, do you know why that is

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 9:40 am
by Lalouie
miamiheat319 wrote:As an American that was one of the most nonsensical things I've seen in a while. And that's why I love Japan


japanese in media et al has a love affair with whimsy. it permeates their art :) :) :)

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 10:13 am
by mariller
Ichiban! Lipstick for men!

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 10:37 am
by Optms
Everytime I see his name brought up I can't help but think of the Yakuza series. And this doesn't happen with other other Japanese guys either. He has a very yakuza-ish sounding name.

Also, was that Bruce Willis and a talking dog? Japan at it again.

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 11:14 am
by zimpy27
iLLmatic860 wrote:Is that bruce willis?



You can tell by the giant space between nose and lip. It can only be Bruce Willis or Homer Simpson

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 11:40 am
by IAMZOOTED2
The translation was woeful...anyway, Hachimura has ads all over Japan and Asia for things like color 'tis, batteries, and now, cell phone service providers

Re: Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Posted: Tue Dec 8, 2020 4:45 pm
by EArl
EliteSmarts wrote:
EArl wrote:Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

Interesting, do you know why that is

I guess he just loves the country.

https://kotaku.com/this-man-loves-japan-his-name-is-tommy-lee-jones-5936480

https://www.nippon.com/en/japan-topics/b00139/