THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Everybody...no...please....its too much...thank you everybody! Thank you!
Let me begin by saying it's truly an honor to be here tonight. When I first heard the 2021 General Board Awards announced, I of course dared to dream, as I'm sure most of us did. But upon hearing that the runaway success of my "Is Frank Kaminsky "The Answer"?" thread put me in line to actually win 4 of the 5 awards, I was truly humbled.
Like many of you, I had planned on releasing a new specially tailored awards season thread as an attempt to move into contention, but now, thanks to the generous praise my Frank thread received, I can hold my "If You Put Joel Embiid's Head on Nina Agdal's Body, Would She Be A Better Supermodel or NBA Player?" for next season's awards.
It truly is too much. Now, before I cry, and before I move on to a plea for international action to save the nomadic Tsaatan people of Northern Mongolia from the effects of overpopulation and climate change, I would like to thank just a few of the many great people who have made this night possible for me:
I would like to thank Antinomy, Up-And-Coming, Wagonband, rowdystylz, Stalwart, makubesu, gorz, Woodsanity, Pythagoras, Phystic, Mom, Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk, Britney Spears, xAIRNESSx, Badlands, Frosty, Donald Sanders, Johnny Tomola, Larry, Mo, uberHikari, Curly, Mr GOAT, OnlyTimeWillTell, Justin Trudeau, Lebron James, Pee Wee Herman, Garret Temple, Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas, Pope Gregory IX, Margaret Thatcher, Confucius, Morpehus, Hannibal Leckner, Carly Rae Jepsen, Frank Kaminsky, and of course, last but not least, my cat Jasper.
Now, about the plight of the Tsaatan people....