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"Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 7:55 am
by mdonnelly1989
Zion Williamson has been one of the funnest players to compare history players too.
I'd probably even say that Shaq, Charles, Shawn Kemp & Dominique had a 4 sum where they all created a Baby together called Zion.
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 8:11 am
by Lalouie
barkley was the only one considered overweight and was a good athlete
i think for their era, baby and traylor were considered "athletic" overweight fatties
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 8:29 am
by BuddyBuckets
It's always been Barkley...
I rooting for Zion to come back and get in shape and be a monster again sooner than later.
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 9:19 am
by Sofia
Looks like Sofoklis Schortsanitis ate half a cow
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 9:37 am
by LuDux1
doublepost
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 9:38 am
by LuDux1
Looks like Raptors mascot ate Stan van Gundy
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:08 am
by art_tatum
He doesn't have the quick lift (after surgery) as guys like Wilkins. Not the athlete of Kemp either imo. But more skilled.
Not a freak like Shaq, but very similar to a young Barkley if he was fatter.
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:15 am
by UcanUwill
Sofia wrote:Looks like Sofoklis Schortsanitis ate half a cow
So... Sofoklis Schortsanitis on a Tuesday.
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:23 am
by God Squad
UcanUwill wrote:Sofia wrote:Looks like Sofoklis Schortsanitis ate half a cow
So... Sofoklis Schortsanitis on a Tuesday.
Because I'm not versed in Euro Ball, I had to google who dafaq this was. Got damn that's a big boy

Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:26 am
by God Squad
Zion's the furthest thing from Shaq IMO. It's gotta be Barkley or late career Kemp (Orlando)
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:44 am
by Ritzo
God Squad wrote:UcanUwill wrote:Sofia wrote:Looks like Sofoklis Schortsanitis ate half a cow
So... Sofoklis Schortsanitis on a Tuesday.
Because I'm not versed in Euro Ball, I had to google who dafaq this was. Got damn that's a big boy

They call him Baby Shaq too
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:56 am
by Sofia
Ritzo wrote:God Squad wrote:UcanUwill wrote:
So... Sofoklis Schortsanitis on a Tuesday.
Because I'm not versed in Euro Ball, I had to google who dafaq this was. Got damn that's a big boy

They call him Baby Shaq too
Big Sofo was drafted by Clippers 34th overall in 2003 but only ever played NBA summer league. From rough memory he did pretty well getting inside buckets, but he was so out of shape they wouldn’t give him a roster spot.
Fun fact, ATL sent the rights to Sofo in exchange for Thabo in 2015
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 10:59 am
by axeman23
WTH is Dominique even doing in here? ridiculous comparison! Maybe Dominique after 5 years on the Maccas diet, or OLD Nique...

He's closer to fat Vin Baker/Big Baby than Nique...
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 11:28 am
by Funcrusher
art_tatum wrote:He doesn't have the quick lift (after surgery) as guys like Wilkins. Not the athlete of Kemp either imo. But more skilled.
Not a freak like Shaq, but very similar to a young Barkley if he was fatter.
I mean, Barkley was a better athlete than Kemp, so that's a weird thing to say...
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 11:29 am
by Funcrusher
axeman23 wrote:WTH is Dominique even doing in here? ridiculous comparison! Maybe Dominique after 5 years on the Maccas diet, or OLD Nique...

He's closer to fat Vin Baker/Big Baby than Nique...
Did you even watch him play once in the past 2 seasons?
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 12:47 pm
by jefe
It's December now. Is there a timeline for his return yet?
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 1:25 pm
by Ryoga Hibiki
God Squad wrote:UcanUwill wrote:Sofia wrote:Looks like Sofoklis Schortsanitis ate half a cow
So... Sofoklis Schortsanitis on a Tuesday.
Because I'm not versed in Euro Ball, I had to google who dafaq this was. Got damn that's a big boy

Never heard of Baby Shaq?
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 2:24 pm
by Danny1616
Modern day Kemp.
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 2:32 pm
by Lockdown504090
man ive never seen anything like zion in my life, this guys nuts. Its a shame he didnt have vets that could reach him early. zion dwarfs all those guys except shaq and hes just a kid
Re: "Zion Williamson looks like Shaq and I had a baby." - Charles Barkley
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2021 2:34 pm
by Laimbeer
Whoever voted Nique, please delete your account.