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would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:07 pm
by Ugalde
maybe like a Whirlpool? or a Samsung? i would.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:07 pm
by Ugalde
if you get it you're goated...

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:08 pm
by cl2117
How much do I have to pay the washing machine?

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:18 pm
by KembaWalker
LeBron stans would still find a way to blame the washing machine when they lose

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:20 pm
by Sgt Major
This thread reminded me of an amazing tweet

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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:22 pm
by UcanUwill
KembaWalker wrote:LeBron stans would still find a way to blame the washing machine when they lose


I dont get these comments, cause are THOSE LeBron stans actually exist? LeBron is just one of the best players in the world, hes really not the problem, but apparently you are blame shifting stan if you say it like it is.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:28 pm
by cdubbz
Wish I could hear the conversation between Pelinka and Lebron about doing this trade. KPC, Kuzma, Trezz and picks ? wild. 3 key role players.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:29 pm
by heatwillbeback
Does the washer have a 45 million dollar cap hit?

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:33 pm
by levon
cdubbz wrote:Wish I could hear the conversation between Pelinka and Lebron about doing this trade. KPC, Kuzma, Trezz and picks ? wild. 3 key role players.

lol Trezz wasn't in the rotation. dude wasn't a key role player, just salary ballast, and could have just walked. the player this year's roster misses most is Kuzma because they're low on 3-4s, especially with AD out.

what was really criminal was the pick, given that the Lakers do a great job drafting

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:36 pm
by Sofia
I’d trade him for just a replacement inlet hose for a washing machine

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:40 pm
by Clav
We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:46 pm
by tribulations
Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.


:lol: :lol:

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:48 pm
by JujitsuFlip
I'd trade him for that broken copy machine that Korver was traded for in 2003 lol

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:55 pm
by Tracymcgoaty

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:45 pm
by LakersLegacy
Both are washed haha

WB should be the 6th man of the NBA, his contract is out of hand, but he still has game especially against 2nd units. Once he makes that adjustment, the same adjutant Melo and Dwight had to make, he will be better received

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:52 pm
by boomershadow
Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.


I bet you could even trade cash considerations for several washing machines.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:21 am
by Ugalde
Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.

lol

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:22 am
by brutalitops
Throw in a future dryer and deal.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:18 am
by GopherIt!
if Russ is already washed what u really need is a dryer.

Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:19 am
by GopherIt!
cash considerations, paid in quarters?