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Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:50 am
by Hatrick Ewing
I know that they have a lauded history, and I love the nostalgia of the 1990s Bulls, but Bulls are incredibly dangerous animals and can be scary to little kids. Just a thought, because I know the Bullets changed their name.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:52 am
by Dez
This is peak RealGM.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:01 am
by dygaction
Should all NBA GMs change their names as we are the RealGMs?
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:02 am
by I beg to differ
Should New York change its name, since York still exists?
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:04 am
by Mavrelous
Cruel world, no one thinks of the little children anymore.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:09 am
by dc
Hornets, Wolves and Grizzlies are also pretty scary to little kids. Thunder can be scary as well.
And didn't you see Jurassic Park? Those Raptors were stalking and looking to kill 2 adolescents.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:12 am
by IAMZOOTED2
What would be more apropos? The Pelicans? Wait. That one is taken...
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:14 am
by SUPERVILLAIN
Hatrick Ewing wrote:I know that they have a lauded history, and I love the nostalgia of the 1990s Bulls, but Bulls are incredibly dangerous animals and can be scary to little kids. Just a thought, because I know the Bullets changed their name.
Should you be banned?
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:07 am
by -Luke-
Chicago Snowflakes maybe?
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:32 am
by GeorgeMarcus
Chicago Silly Nannies
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:42 am
by PlatinumState
Chicago Cows
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:52 am
by jc23
GeorgeMarcus wrote:Chicago Silly Nannies
-Luke- wrote:Chicago Snowflakes maybe?
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:01 am
by dzumaal
When I saw the title I thought this was about the other meaning for the word "bull" these days..
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:02 am
by Wolfgang630
The Chicago Labradors
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:06 am
by Dutchball97
The off-season came early this year.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:16 am
by PlayerUp
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:18 am
by LOUiS-D
how about the Chicago OhForTheLoveOfGodTheseBallboysOnGBMakeMeWantToEndItAll?
Might be tough to fit on jerseys.
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:27 am
by Hoop Heavy
Wow!
I'm afraid just discussing this ... there are obviously too many "scary sounding names" ... probably too many names altogether ... which may be why people wind up picking scary ones.
The CFL really had it pegged back in the day.
They had friendly team names like Argonauts (which are sailors) ... Alouettes (which are french songbirds) ... Stampeders (which are cowboys who go fast) ... and Eskimos (who rub noses). See not so scary.
Okay, they also had Lions (which are scary) ... Tiger Cats (which sound a little lless scary) ... and Blue Bombers (which sound like depressed terrorists - which to me are decided less scary than inspired motivated terrorists).
Still, most compelling .... so as to not have too many team names and wander into to more "scary territory" ... the CFL had TWO teams named the Roughriders (which sound sort of kinky). That's right a nine team league with TWO teams named exactly the same - definitely not scary.
So, in honour of stupidity everywhere ... I humbly suggest ... the obvious solution to reduce fear ... ladies and gentlemen presenting
THE CHICAGO ROUGHRIDERS
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:29 am
by Hoop Heavy
dzumaal wrote:When I saw the title I thought this was about the other meaning for the word "bull" these days..
The "Bulls hit" back in the third
Re: Should the Bulls change their name?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:09 pm
by Scottie4Bro
Chicago Ponies.
Kids love ponies, right?
