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OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:28 am
by LessEyeTest
Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:38 am
by CIN-C-STAR
Lol
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:39 am
by Big J
Wtf?
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:41 am
by celticfan42487
Idk, she can probably sue over that and come away with a quick 100K shut up and go away settlement.
Nothing to Zion but legit life changing money for her. More than any of us will ever see in our life.
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:42 am
by KRANG
Wait until he goes to the restroom
Then bottle him
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:44 am
by BlazersBroncos
Find a way to make money out of it.
My girlfriend doesn’t like fat guys anyways.
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:46 am
by DavidSterned
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:51 am
by SomeBunghole
Who am I clubbing with? Random dudes? Mike Tyson?
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:53 am
by RoundMoundOfRebound
In case you are wondering that is your inner demon on the left...

Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:55 am
by JimmyPlopper
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?

Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:01 am
by Modulate
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Same thing 'cept that body wouldn't just finna be unconscious, ya dig? No cap. Eskimo or not.
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:03 am
by baldur
By far the most irrelevant off season thread ever. Haha.
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:04 am
by Ascrilas
Distract him with a Big Mac maybe?
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:04 am
by Yuri Vaultin
Wave a pizza slice in one hand to distract him, head fake high then go for the knee!
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:15 am
by GregOden
Turn the other cheek
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:15 am
by Mephariel
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:17 am
by Kurtz
No doubt about it, you gotta tear that ass up.

Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:19 am
by Beethoven
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lol. You won't do ****.
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:20 am
by th87
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half
Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:24 am
by JimmyPlopper
th87 wrote:LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half
how do you know he identifies as his top half? maybe "HE" is the leg half
