Describe a player with a song name.

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Describe a player with a song name. 

Post#1 » by Tracymcgoaty » Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:04 am

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Still scheming.. by Rick Ross
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Post#6 » by Palma Dutch » Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:08 am

Marcus Morris

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The Gambler -- Michael Jordan
As Time Goes By -- Vince Carter
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Thank Heaven for Little Girls -- Karl Malone
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Post#10 » by Joshyjess » Thu Jul 27, 2023 5:11 am

Jaylen Brown - Money, Money, Money - ABBA

Kryie Irving - Crazy - Patsy Cline

Larry Bird - Surfin' Bird - the Trashman

Erving Johnson - You can do Magic - America

Kevin Mchale - the Munsters Theme Song

Scottie Pippin - What about me - Moving Pictures

Jared Sullinger - Eat it - Weird Al Yankovich

Marcus Smart - Bad Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce

Draymon Greene - Dirty Laundry - Don Henley

Damian Lilliard - Seperate Ways, Worlds Apart - Journey

Tacko Fall - Top of the World - Carpenters

Al Horford - I'm Still Standing - Elton John

Jordan Poole - Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Boy George

Jimmy Butler - My Way - Frank Sinatra

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Post#12 » by SweaterBae » Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:56 am

Michael Jordan

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Post#13 » by magicsanta » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:01 am

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Post#14 » by SweaterBae » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:03 am

Kobe



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Post#15 » by SweaterBae » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:05 am

Shawn Kemp

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Post#16 » by SweaterBae » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:07 am

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Post#17 » by One_and_Done » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:32 am

Kobe is Hero by Nickelback. Even the name represents Kobe's style of play; hero ball. It's a song that labours under the delusion that people need to sit back and wait for a hero to save them, rather than heroes being an inherently dangerous concept that corrupts anyone delusional to identify as one. It's also the sort of thing that sounds good the first time you hear it, but the more you're subjected to it the worse it gets. Purports to be edgy, but is actually pretty basic and lazy. Despite these flaws, there is a hardcore fan base who defend them no matter what. The analogy isn't perfect, because I don't think any of the band has ever been in trouble with the law, but as a song it fits like a glove.
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Post#18 » by RoundMoundOfRebound » Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:37 am

Zion

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Post#19 » by Mr Peanut » Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:24 am

Karl Malone

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Post#20 » by mpoo_sin » Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:01 am

David Hasselhoff - Passion

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