New Idea for NBA 2k25: Beast-Ball (Beastsketball) (NSFW?)
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 12:47 pm
I was on the toilet the other day when I had a brilliant idea for a 'sci-fi' themed game mode for next 2k game- BeastBall (Beastsketball?)
Imagine a different Earth - mankind has fallen. Wild beasts run amok, and have sized control of America's heartland. Boar and snakes alike run amok, having evolved a primitive intelligence l, devouring any they can. Yet the NBA continues on, in spite of all this- schedules must be kept, contracts honored.
Washington, D.C. has fallen to the beasts, mostly wild boar, and they demand sacrifice - they have developed a penchant for professional basketball, and have constructed beastlike arenas in which humans fight and dribble to the death for their entertainment...
The game will be exactly like regular basketball, except it is starting 5 only.
The beasts, demand tribute .. 500 pounds of meat, per team, by halftime.There is no rule saying 5 men must be on the court, obviously, but the game remains the same.
In such a scenario what team would emerge at the top? I would think a team with a big 300+ pound center and a disposable wing would work. Then just play with 3 people. I don't think any team has 2 guards who add up to 500 pounds on their own, would probably have to have a guard/center combo be sacrificed. Maybe 2 centers or a PF/center and play 3 wings out? Not sure if modern analytics would cover this scenario, or be helpful...
Of course there is also the political angle. Would they sacrifice the best players, or the least popular? What team would cave under the pressure of knowing their worst player will be sacrificed at half-time?
The game would of course have a 'beast like' audience, consisting of boar, snakes, large insects, some of which will be dressed in the clothing of their former masters. To set the tone.
Who would win?
Imagine a different Earth - mankind has fallen. Wild beasts run amok, and have sized control of America's heartland. Boar and snakes alike run amok, having evolved a primitive intelligence l, devouring any they can. Yet the NBA continues on, in spite of all this- schedules must be kept, contracts honored.
Washington, D.C. has fallen to the beasts, mostly wild boar, and they demand sacrifice - they have developed a penchant for professional basketball, and have constructed beastlike arenas in which humans fight and dribble to the death for their entertainment...
The game will be exactly like regular basketball, except it is starting 5 only.
The beasts, demand tribute .. 500 pounds of meat, per team, by halftime.There is no rule saying 5 men must be on the court, obviously, but the game remains the same.
In such a scenario what team would emerge at the top? I would think a team with a big 300+ pound center and a disposable wing would work. Then just play with 3 people. I don't think any team has 2 guards who add up to 500 pounds on their own, would probably have to have a guard/center combo be sacrificed. Maybe 2 centers or a PF/center and play 3 wings out? Not sure if modern analytics would cover this scenario, or be helpful...
Of course there is also the political angle. Would they sacrifice the best players, or the least popular? What team would cave under the pressure of knowing their worst player will be sacrificed at half-time?
The game would of course have a 'beast like' audience, consisting of boar, snakes, large insects, some of which will be dressed in the clothing of their former masters. To set the tone.
Who would win?
