Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.

LeBronSpaghetti · Post #1 » by **LeBronSpaghetti** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:34 pm

Hope he’s ok. Dog attacks are no joke.

https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/basketball/news/nuggets-aaron-gordon-away-from-team-following-dog-bite/

WillyJakkz · Post #2 » by **WillyJakkz** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:42 pm

Who let the dogs out?

Kelly Oubre Jr getting hit by an invisible car, John Wall tearing his Achilles in a slip 'n fall accident in his house and now Gordon getting attacked by Cujo.

Investigator: "Was the car wearing high heels?"

Investigator: "Did you slip and fall over a pair of high heels?"

Investigator: "Was the dog wearing high heels?"

That's my thoughts until further notice.

levon · Post #3 » by **levon** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:49 pm

Some weird ass injuries this year

Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum

xxSnEaKyPxx · Post #4 » by **xxSnEaKyPxx** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:50 pm

WillyJakkz wrote:Who let the dogs out?

The correct answer would usually be The Baha Men, however, I think this was a secret operation led by LeBron James in an attempt to start taking down the biggest threat to him winning.

A badger missing from the Denver Zoo has me thinking Jokic could be LeBron's next target.

DaFan334 · Post #5 » by **DaFan334** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:57 pm

Time to let AG get some rest before a playoff run. He was out a bit last year around this time with a shoulder injury.

Post #6 » by **bisme37** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:57 pm

Get well quick, AG.

DaGawd · Post #7 » by **DaGawd** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:00 pm

jesus

JRoy · Post #8 » by **JRoy** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:01 pm

levon wrote:Some weird ass injuries this year

Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum

Didn’t Bynum have some weird incident involving a wedding cake?

Apz · Post #9 » by **Apz** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:01 pm

levon wrote:Some weird ass injuries this year

Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum

Ye. Weirdest i remember were, i think it was canizares, when he were goalkeeper for spain. Dropped his perfumebottle in the shower and got so bad cut he missed the worldcup in football

Post #10 » by **G R E Y** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:02 pm

was this a new shelter dog?!

Hope AG heals fully.

Wonder what will happen to the dog. Sometimes they get force removed from home or worse...

Post #11 » by **Mavrelous** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:07 pm

21 stitches, damn!

Read on Twitter

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Speedy recovery AG...

hyper316 · Post #12 » by **hyper316** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:09 pm

No raptor players were involved

Wolfgang630 · Post #13 » by **Wolfgang630** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:09 pm

NotaHypeJob · Post #14 » by **NotaHypeJob** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:10 pm

We all know it was a pitbull. They gotta ban that breed

Mod note: This is just speculation on the part of the poster. There is no official word of any kind on what dog breed was involved. But that hasn't stopped the entire thread from becoming an argument about pit bulls, so I thought I'd mention it. -b

shrink · Post #15 » by **shrink** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:11 pm

I hope this is not some connection with dogfighting.

Dog attacks are rarely random.

lebootz21 · Post #16 » by **lebootz21** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:12 pm

It's funny how they emphasized the "shooting" right hand as if getting injured on the other hand is less important.

Tor_Raps · Post #17 » by **Tor_Raps** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:13 pm

shrink wrote:I hope this is not some connection with dogfighting.

Dog attacks are rarely random.

Unless they're pitbulls whose brain is the size of a peanut

WillyJakkz · Post #18 » by **WillyJakkz** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:13 pm

Role playing gone wrong.

He and his girl were dressed as a dogs

Aaron: "Come here bitch!"
Her: "Who you callin' a bitch?!? GRRRRR!!!!!" (Viciously biting Aaron)
Aaron: "

that's not what I meant!!!!!"

Tor_Raps · Post #19 » by **Tor_Raps** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:14 pm

lebootz21 wrote:It's funny how they emphasized the "shooting" right hand.

Would have made more sense if they were talking about Ja lol

IceColdCubano · Post #20 » by **IceColdCubano** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:15 pm

Aaron Gordon showing up to practice with no bottom lip, a plastic cover over where the nose should go and two missing fingers on the right hand.....Like nothing happened he was as sweet as can be I just walked in on him while he was taking a nap and he just woke up a little angry.