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Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:34 pm
by LeBronSpaghetti
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:42 pm
by WillyJakkz
Who let the dogs out?
Kelly Oubre Jr getting hit by an invisible car, John Wall tearing his Achilles in a slip 'n fall accident in his house and now Gordon getting attacked by Cujo.
Investigator: "Was the car wearing high heels?"
Investigator: "Did you slip and fall over a pair of high heels?"
Investigator: "Was the dog wearing high heels?"
That's my thoughts until further notice.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:49 pm
by levon
Some weird ass injuries this year
Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:50 pm
by xxSnEaKyPxx
WillyJakkz wrote:Who let the dogs out?
The correct answer would usually be The Baha Men, however, I think this was a secret operation led by LeBron James in an attempt to start taking down the biggest threat to him winning.
A badger missing from the Denver Zoo has me thinking Jokic could be LeBron's next target.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:57 pm
by DaFan334
Time to let AG get some rest before a playoff run. He was out a bit last year around this time with a shoulder injury.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:57 pm
by bisme37
Get well quick, AG.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:00 pm
by DaGawd
jesus
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:01 pm
by JRoy
levon wrote:Some weird ass injuries this year
Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum
Didn’t Bynum have some weird incident involving a wedding cake?
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:01 pm
by Apz
levon wrote:Some weird ass injuries this year
Shades of John Wall and Andrew Bynum
Ye. Weirdest i remember were, i think it was canizares, when he were goalkeeper for spain. Dropped his perfumebottle in the shower and got so bad cut he missed the worldcup in football
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:02 pm
by G R E Y
was this a new shelter dog?!
Hope AG heals fully.
Wonder what will happen to the dog. Sometimes they get force removed from home or worse...
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:07 pm
by Mavrelous
21 stitches, damn!
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Speedy recovery AG...
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:09 pm
by hyper316
No raptor players were involved
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:09 pm
by Wolfgang630
Wow
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:10 pm
by NotaHypeJob
We all know it was a pitbull. They gotta ban that breed
Mod note: This is just speculation on the part of the poster. There is no official word of any kind on what dog breed was involved. But that hasn't stopped the entire thread from becoming an argument about pit bulls, so I thought I'd mention it. -b
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:11 pm
by shrink
I hope this is not some connection with dogfighting.
Dog attacks are rarely random.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:12 pm
by lebootz21
It's funny how they emphasized the "shooting" right hand as if getting injured on the other hand is less important.
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:13 pm
by Tor_Raps
shrink wrote:I hope this is not some connection with dogfighting.
Dog attacks are rarely random.
Unless they're pitbulls whose brain is the size of a peanut
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:13 pm
by WillyJakkz
Role playing gone wrong.
He and his girl were dressed as a dogs
Aaron: "Come here bitch!"
Her: "Who you callin' a bitch?!? GRRRRR!!!!!" (Viciously biting Aaron)
Aaron: "
that's not what I meant!!!!!"
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:14 pm
by Tor_Raps
lebootz21 wrote:It's funny how they emphasized the "shooting" right hand.
Would have made more sense if they were talking about Ja lol
Re: Aaron Gordon attacked by dog, sidelined with facial and hand lacerations.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:15 pm
by IceColdCubano
Aaron Gordon showing up to practice with no bottom lip, a plastic cover over where the nose should go and two missing fingers on the right hand.....Like nothing happened he was as sweet as can be I just walked in on him while he was taking a nap and he just woke up a little angry.