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Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 2:49 pm
by doogie_hauser
https://kslsports.com/535041/abbie-stockard-walker-kessler-miss-america/
Ainge's asking price for Big Kes is now 7 unprotected first round picks if she comes in the deal !
Seriously well done to Abbie and the Big Fella on having a stellar season himself.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 2:55 pm
by UcanUwill
Well, congrats to her, and Walker, good job both. Ok, I googled her, creep alert, kinda hard to find pictures where she is not airbrushed to the point you don't even see a person anymore, but looking at that Miss America photo library, yeah she is very cute.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:10 pm
by Lalouie
she must be wholesome
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:14 pm
by bkkrh
Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America
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Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:22 pm
by mastermixer
Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.
I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:22 pm
by UcanUwill
bkkrh wrote:Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America
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As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:27 pm
by jasonxxx102
mastermixer wrote:Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.
I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 4:50 pm
by bkkrh
UcanUwill wrote:bkkrh wrote:Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America
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As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.
Pro tip, just move to Portugal. I'm 6'2 and I felt like a giant there. You'd basically be 6'3 for Portuguese standards
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Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:01 pm
by SlimShady83
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:25 pm
by PlatinumState
Wonder what her competition looked like, cause she looks very cookie cutter
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:36 pm
by DelAbbot
doogie_hauser wrote:https://kslsports.com/535041/abbie-stockard-walker-kessler-miss-america/
Ainge's asking price for Big Kes is now 7 unprotected first round picks if she comes in the deal !
Seriously well done to Abbie and the Big Fella on having a stellar season himself.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:38 pm
by UcanUwill
bkkrh wrote:UcanUwill wrote:bkkrh wrote:Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America
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As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.
Pro tip, just move to Portugal. I'm 6'2 and I felt like a giant there. You'd basically be 6'3 for Portuguese standards
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Naw man, I can't compete with Portugese looks, I am ugly for Eastern Euro standards, and if you saw Stalker 2 gameplay, that sh*t is accurate
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:38 pm
by Ferulci
mastermixer wrote:Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.
I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too
Your post gives this energy:
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:38 pm
by Optms
Seen better at my local super market. No green needed.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:38 pm
by Enso
PlatinumState wrote:Wonder what her competition looked like, cause she looks very cookie cutter
Strike for misogynist/transphobic comment.
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:44 pm
by GeorgeMarcus
UcanUwill wrote:bkkrh wrote:Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America
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As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.
Psh that's nothing- try being 5'8''! Every inch under 6' becomes exponentially more damning
Our only option is to make a lot of $$$... which I guess is strike 2 for me as a teacher
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:44 pm
by Kingdibs19
Ferulci wrote:mastermixer wrote:Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.
I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too
Your post gives this energy:
He was actually going for this classic meme. And it was a great joke until your ruined it
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:47 pm
by GeorgeMarcus
*Trying to conceal my jealousy* Hey Walker:
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 6:58 pm
by LuDux1
Last time this happened we got Domantas Sabonis
Re: Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America
Posted: Mon Jan 6, 2025 7:02 pm
by og15
Cool, I guess....
Ferulci wrote:mastermixer wrote:Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.
I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too
Your post gives this energy:
I'm pretty sure that was the point and the joke lol
