Morris brothers want to box the Jokic brothers who would win?

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Who would win in a boxing match?

Morris brothers
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Jokic brothers
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Morris brothers want to box the Jokic brothers who would win? 

Post#1 » by AleksandarN » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:25 pm

Yes the dreaded offseason topic lol

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Post#2 » by SkyBill40 » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:28 pm

The Morris twins are fake tough. It'd be fun watching them get their asses beat though. No lie.
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Post#3 » by Pelon chingon » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:28 pm

Weight divisions exist for a reason.
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Post#4 » by AleksandarN » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:33 pm

Pelon chingon wrote:Weight divisions exist for a reason.

Morris brothers want the smoke and Marcus says he is 6’10 270. And that he is bigger than the brothers ok lol

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Post#5 » by G R E Y » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:39 pm

Morris bros continue to show their combined sense. Which one got knocked out by a Jokic screen or shove or whatever that was on court? Did the other one get concussed as well in that twin thing?

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Post#6 » by Mavrelous » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:41 pm

I think this can sell well on PPV.
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Post#7 » by mkot » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:43 pm

If asked 20 years from now what are the Morris brothers known for, the cheapshot and the fallout of it would very well be most people remember them for.
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Post#8 » by Shock Defeat » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:45 pm

I would love to see this
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Post#9 » by Woodsanity » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:50 pm

One shove ended the career of a Morris brother. The Jokic brothers win very easily. They are much bigger and stronger.
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Post#10 » by lambchop » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:53 pm

Mavrelous wrote:I think this can sell well on PPV.


Pretty sure Jake Paul and them to make it happen WWE style. No doubt there's money to be made. It just depends if all the parties could agree on how they want to get it done.

Edit: I'm trying to imagine the whole setup with horses in the arena, probably LiAngelo Ball rapping, if they can't get a more prominent rapper to show up. Would honestly be a ton of fun.

Similar to WWE, there would have to be some kind of tag team concept in place so that it could be 2 vs. 2 taking turns and then it escalates to a full blown 2 vs. 2.
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Post#11 » by Mavrelous » Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:58 pm

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Mavrelous wrote:I think this can sell well on PPV.


Pretty sure Jake Paul and them to make it happen WWE style. No doubt there's money to be made. It just depends if all the parties could agree on how they want to get it done.

Edit: I'm trying to imagine the whole setup with horses in the arena, probably LiAngelo Ball rapping, if they can't get a more prominent rapper to show up. Would honestly be a ton of fun.

Similar to WWE, there would have to be some kind of tag team concept in place so that it could be 2 vs. 2 taking turns and then it escalates to a full blown 2 vs. 2.

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Post#12 » by Wigginstime » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:21 pm

Strahinja Jokić is a 400lb power lifter...

I think he could take both Morris Brothers at once. Jokic's other brother isn't nearly as impressive, but he isn't exactly little either.
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Post#13 » by SkyBill40 » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:31 pm

G R E Y wrote:Morris bros continue to show their combined sense. Which one got knocked out by a Jokic screen or shove or whatever that was on court? Did the other one get concussed as well in that twin thing?

If you don't know not to **** with these eastern Europeans you will learn the hard way.


So easy you could count said combined sense on one finger. I'll let you choose which that one is. :lol:
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Post#14 » by AleksandarN » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:36 pm

Wigginstime wrote:Strahinja Jokić is a 400lb power lifter...

I think he could take both Morris Brothers at once. Jokic's other brother isn't nearly as impressive, but he isn't exactly little either.

His other brother is 6’6” and went undefeated in mma. Although it was only 3-0 lol
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Post#15 » by Capn'O » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:41 pm

They should not do this. At least in earnest.
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Post#16 » by Childs » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:41 pm

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Can we just make this the 2026 NBA-All star game/weekend?
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Post#17 » by AleksandarN » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:45 pm

Childs wrote:Image

Can we just make this the 2026 NBA-All star game/weekend?

Do they really want to fight Zangief?
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Post#18 » by Fadeaway_Jumper » Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:45 pm

Surprising that the Morris brothers are the one considered “Thugs” and people are rooting for them to lose when Jokic brothers got into so many fights at games that Jokic is forced to shell out dough for their own suite to keep them away from other people.

Also one of the brothers was found guilty of choking and pushing a woman

But yes the Morris twins are clowns and the villains in the eyes of people. Very interesting
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Post#19 » by Alatan » Fri Jul 25, 2025 8:17 pm

Wigginstime wrote:Strahinja Jokić is a 400lb power lifter...

I think he could take both Morris Brothers at once. Jokic's other brother isn't nearly as impressive, but he isn't exactly little either.


Thats funny because Jokics other brother was actually a MMA fighter.
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Post#20 » by Alatan » Fri Jul 25, 2025 8:19 pm

Fadeaway_Jumper wrote:Surprising that the Morris brothers are the one considered “Thugs” and people are rooting for them to lose when Jokic brothers got into so many fights at games that Jokic is forced to shell out dough for their own suite to keep them away from other people.

Also one of the brothers was found guilty of choking and pushing a woman

But yes the Morris twins are clowns and the villains in the eyes of people. Very interesting


The twins are clowns and villains period. The fact that one of the Jokic brothers is a thug doesnt mean that Morris tiwns aint thugs as well. They are just cowards and posers as well.

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