SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz

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SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#1 » by BigDan245 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:14 pm

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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#2 » by _NoMas » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:15 pm

Shams really called it. What a crazy offseason….
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#3 » by -Spyda- » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:18 pm

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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#4 » by ChuckChilly » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:21 pm

Celtics clearly tanking hard with this move.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#5 » by SkyBill40 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:21 pm

We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#6 » by zimpy27 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:26 pm

SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


ShamsWow obviously
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#7 » by tsherkin » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:26 pm

zimpy27 wrote:
SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


Shams Wow obviously


This is clearly the winner.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#8 » by Fencer reregistered » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:26 pm

SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#9 » by Waider » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:29 pm

Shams Alarm.
This is hardly even fair, the rest of the league is playing checkers and Danny Ainge is playing 12-dimensional chess.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#10 » by The_Ghost_of_JB » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:29 pm

HELL YES! Celtics are back!! 98-0
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#11 » by SkyBill40 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:30 pm

tsherkin wrote:
zimpy27 wrote:
SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


Shams Wow obviously


This is clearly the winner.


I was trying to go with something that wasn't quite so obvious. And I couldn't find a meme of the ShamWow guy on giphy. :(
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#12 » by tsherkin » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:32 pm

SkyBill40 wrote:
tsherkin wrote:
zimpy27 wrote:
Shams Wow obviously


This is clearly the winner.


I was trying to go with something that wasn't quite so obvious. And I couldn't find a meme of the ShamWow guy on giphy. :(


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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#13 » by The_Ghost_of_JB » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:33 pm

This may be bigger than KD signing with the warriors.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#14 » by dhsilv2 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:35 pm

SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#15 » by tsherkin » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:38 pm

dhsilv2 wrote:
SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


Sham Shart?


That's awful, lmao. xD
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#16 » by zimpy27 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:40 pm

dhsilv2 wrote:
SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


Sham Shart?


Why not ShamPoo? Didn't want to fully commit?
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#17 » by ryan in Maine » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:42 pm

Sham-ba-lam
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#18 » by Mamba Mentality » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:43 pm

Boucher to Boston. Pretty good landing spot for him, should be in line for a lot of minutes for better or worse.
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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#19 » by MAMBAEMD » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:44 pm

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Re: SHAMS BOMB: Niang traded to Utah Jazz 

Post#20 » by dhsilv2 » Tue Aug 5, 2025 8:47 pm

zimpy27 wrote:
dhsilv2 wrote:
SkyBill40 wrote:We need to have something else for anything Shams puts out since "bomb" is really something association with Woj. How about "Shams Blam" or "Slam" or something else catchy?

Interesting move on the part of BOS though.


Sham Shart?


Why not ShamPoo? Didn't want to fully commit?


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