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Construct your life using 1,712,690 Iranian Rials. You can not skip a category.

Job

• NBA legend 989,340 IRR
• NBA bench warmer 593,604 IRR
• NBA mascot 395,736 IRR
• NBA concession stand worker 197,868 IRR
• NBA intern who will be the subject of a Shaq prank for the rest of his life in perpetuity 49,467 IRR

House

• A luxery home in your dream destination 989,340 IRR
• A house in the suburbs 494,670 IRR
• A small apartment 395,736 IRR
• Sharing a small apartment with a roommate 197,868 IRR
• Under a bridge 49,467 IRR

Wife

• Prime Jessica Alba 989,340 IRR
• Ana de Armas 742,005 IRR
• Aubrey Plaza 494,670 IRR
• Dame Judy Dench 296,802 IRR
• Popeye Jones 49,467 IRR

Car

• Your dream car 742,005 IRR
• Tesla model 3 494,670 IRR
• BYD Orca 395,736 IRR
• Fiat panda 197,868 IRR
• You can never own a car in your life 49,467 IRR

NBA intern who will be the subject of a Shaq prank for the rest of his life in perpetuity 49,467 IRR
Under a bridge 49,467 IRR
Popeye Jones 49,467 IRR
You can never own a car in your life 49,467 IRR

Keep the change

And we are still not at PEAK off season yet.

Nba bench warmer

Small apartment

Ana da Armas

No car

We need basketball to start now!

Extend the regular season, limit back to backs and spread road trips out

this is great - i literally LOLLed

Yup... this is peak offseason

P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

RookieStar wrote:P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

Current age, 90, still an absolute fox though.

RookieStar wrote:P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

Think she was always like 53% nostril.

-NBA legend
-Small apartment with a roommate (just live here as a home base with your best friend) and travel all over and stay in luxury hotels, short term rentals and airbnb
-Dame Judy Dench-she is your wife but youre an NBA superstar. Get a good side piece or on the road
-Never own a car, just lease toys and have your driver pick you up in his car

RookieStar wrote:Yup... this is peak offseason

For those who wanting to shorten the NBA season

for shame

Can I get the EV model of the Panda?

NBA concession stand worker 197,868 IRR - Free games, free parking, free snacks, unlimited ability to launch food at people.

A luxury home in your dream destination 989,340 IRR - After a long day of being treated like ****, I get the last laugh as I climb into my freshly pressed silk sheets where a beautiful Dame awaits.

Dame Judy Dench 296,802 IRR - Purveyor of vintage. But I take the Anna Nicole Smith route here and grind it out til the big payoff. Community property is 50/50 under CA marital law.

Fiat panda 197,868 IRR - Once I lay my lovely late wife to rest, I can surely upgrade but for now, no need to blow my cover when pulling up to the employee lot of Crypto.com arena

I think everyone in this thread likes turtles…lol

If I'm married to prime Jessica Alba, I don't need the other stuff. I'll live at her house, drive her car(s) and definitely won't eat Shaq's ****. But NBA mascot sounds like fun.

Being a mascot would be fun. So I'll pick that. Can do stupid stuff and yet never have any real face-to-face interaction with anybody.
Under a bridge; technically it doesn't say what kind of house, just that it's under a bridge. So I'll live in a cabin in the woods that is under a bridge, which is spanning across a valley in the mountains I live in.
I don't know anything about celebrities, so I'll pick Jessica Alba. Since I am a mascot, I can also be a stuntman in her movies.
BYD Orca. I don't know where I'll charge an electric car in my mountain home, but Jessica can figure that out. Orca > Panda as the best white/black animal.

The only thing that got my attention in the post was Jessica Alba

I can have Jessica Alba for Iranian rials?

How much is my accountant to deal with this currency?