The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA

Tracymcgoaty · Post #1 » by **Tracymcgoaty** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:43 am

Symmetry and shape. Who had the most glorious bald head in the nba?

I've added a couple of options in the poll. Feel free to add dark horse contenders or underrated ones.

DelAbbot · Post #2 » by **DelAbbot** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:58 am

Kareem

Maxthirty · Post #3 » by **Maxthirty** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 2:02 am

Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.

Calvin Klein · Post #4 » by **Calvin Klein** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 2:04 am

MJ made it cool

The4thHorseman · Post #5 » by **The4thHorseman** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:21 am

Maxthirty wrote:Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.

Even with the egg shaped head?

SlimShady83 · Post #6 » by **SlimShady83** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:22 am

I'm voting Kobe, but know who it really is LOL

JB2 · Post #7 » by **JB2** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:26 am

Stan · Post #8 » by **Stan** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:41 am

Alex Caruso. He's also the most handsome player in league history imo

FrodoFraggins · Post #9 » by **FrodoFraggins** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:51 am

I'll go with Xavier McDaniel

Lalouie · Post #10 » by **Lalouie** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 5:02 am

kareem

Bologna Smasher · Post #11 » by **Bologna Smasher** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 5:03 am

LeBron. And his brain is even sexier. :love:

UcanUwill · Post #12 » by **UcanUwill** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 6:44 am

Gortat obviously.

UcanUwill · Post #13 » by **UcanUwill** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 6:51 am

The4thHorseman wrote:
Maxthirty wrote:Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.

Even with the egg shaped head?

I always thought Kobe was super good looking. Far worse shaped heads than Kobes out there, I never knew it about myself, its not apparent with hair, but when I shaved my head for the first time, I realized I had Milan Macvan's head going on, that guy looked terrible with shaved head and so did I.

GiggitySmalls · Post #14 » by **GiggitySmalls** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 7:20 am

Sam cassell

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Ryoga Hibiki · Post #15 » by **Ryoga Hibiki** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 9:13 am

Popeye Jones

TheBobster · Post #16 » by **TheBobster** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 11:59 am

Slick Watts.

You have to own it.

Hornet Mania · Post #17 » by **Hornet Mania** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:16 pm

For underrated mentions, Matt Geiger is up there.

shrink · Post #18 » by **shrink** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:27 pm

GiggitySmalls wrote:Sam Cassell

Yep. The criteria isn’t “best player who happens to be bald,” or “most handsome player who happens to be bald.” Cassell’s shaved head showed just how oddly shaped and unique his skull was, and he even earned a nickname “ET” because of the bald head. None of the poll options had nicknames based solely on their bald head.

PlatinumState · Post #19 » by **PlatinumState** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:35 pm

MJ made it so that when you watch him youre not even registering that he's bald.

MrGoat · Post #20 » by **MrGoat** » Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:21 pm

Jarrett Allen

Goat baldy