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The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:43 am
by Tracymcgoaty
Symmetry and shape. Who had the most glorious bald head in the nba?
I've added a couple of options in the poll. Feel free to add dark horse contenders or underrated ones.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:58 am
by DelAbbot
Kareem
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 2:02 am
by Maxthirty
Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 2:04 am
by Calvin Klein
MJ made it cool
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:21 am
by The4thHorseman
Maxthirty wrote:Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.
Even with the egg shaped head?
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:22 am
by SlimShady83
I'm voting Kobe, but know who it really is LOL
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:26 am
by JB2
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:41 am
by Stan
Alex Caruso. He's also the most handsome player in league history imo
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 3:51 am
by FrodoFraggins
I'll go with Xavier McDaniel
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 5:02 am
by Lalouie
kareem
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 5:03 am
by Bologna Smasher
LeBron. And his brain is even sexier.

Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 6:44 am
by UcanUwill
Gortat obviously.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 6:51 am
by UcanUwill
The4thHorseman wrote:Maxthirty wrote:Kobe is the most handsome, so him, I guess.
Even with the egg shaped head?
I always thought Kobe was super good looking. Far worse shaped heads than Kobes out there, I never knew it about myself, its not apparent with hair, but when I shaved my head for the first time, I realized I had Milan Macvan's head going on, that guy looked terrible with shaved head and so did I.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 7:20 am
by GiggitySmalls
Sam cassell
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Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 9:13 am
by Ryoga Hibiki
Popeye Jones
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 11:59 am
by TheBobster
Slick Watts.
You have to own it.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:16 pm
by Hornet Mania
For underrated mentions, Matt Geiger is up there.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:27 pm
by shrink
GiggitySmalls wrote:Sam Cassell
Yep. The criteria isn’t “best player who happens to be bald,” or “most handsome player who happens to be bald.” Cassell’s shaved head showed just how oddly shaped and unique his skull was, and he even earned a nickname “ET” because of the bald head. None of the poll options had nicknames based solely on their bald head.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 12:35 pm
by PlatinumState
MJ made it so that when you watch him youre not even registering that he's bald.
Re: The GOAT bald head in the history of the NBA
Posted: Sat Oct 4, 2025 1:21 pm
by MrGoat
Jarrett Allen