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Gerald Green isn't the smartest person ever
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:44 am
by Egg Nog
From his NBA.com dunk blog, on the subject of dunking on a raised basket.
"I don't know, I might see if they can raise mine to 13 feet. I think 12 feet might be a little too short for me."
Could he have any less sense? Could his ego get any bigger?
The world record high touch is 13 feet, set by Doug Thomas last year. I'd love to see Gerald react when he sees what a 13 foot rim would actually look like.
I can't wait for someone to say "I bet he can do it, he has mad hopz"
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:45 am
by UrbanLegendMD
Make him try do it. It will be embarrassing for him, hilarious for the rest of us.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:45 am
by theTHIEF
so he can dunk over the top of the backboard? very nice....he was probably just messing around though...right?
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:47 am
by Patterns
He was kidding.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:48 am
by Last Guardian
I bet he can do it, he has mad hops.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:50 am
by The_Pope
I should think that failing to recognise the sarcasm in his comment renders you more of a (Please Use More Appropriate Word) than Gerald Green.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:52 am
by Egg Nog
The_Pope wrote:I should think that failing to recognise the sarcasm in his comment renders you more of a (Please Use More Appropriate Word) than Gerald Green.
Thanks champ, very dignified.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:53 am
by theGreatRC
It's called a joke, like this thread.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 2:57 am
by Egg Nog
Okay, my bad.
Cheers guys.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 3:07 am
by Dinty
The_Pope wrote:I should think that failing to recognise the sarcasm in his comment renders you more of a (Please Use More Appropriate Word) than Gerald Green.
I noticed this just by reading his thread title.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 3:21 am
by kno
Well, thsi went bad pretty quick...
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 3:23 am
by theGreatRC
Egg Nog wrote:Okay, my bad.
Cheers guys.
Green is a pretty laid back guy.
Too bad he sucks at everything besides shooting and dunking.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 3:30 am
by Egg Nog
Dinty wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
I noticed this just by reading his thread title.
Wow, after I already owned up to my mistake. Classy.
I'm sorry for wasting everybody's time.
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 4:00 am
by Dinty
sorry, I just wanted the other cool kids to accept me
Posted: Sat Feb 2, 2008 4:07 am
by deeney0
Gerald Green might be the only player in NBA history who can dunk his IQ in feet.