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Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:21 pm**

When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:

"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsp...down_there.html

See, that's why the Clippers are good for the league.

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:40 pm**

I wish I hadn't have read this. Ouch.

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:47 pm**

that's disgusting

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:50 pm**

That sucks.

If he was gonna use a razor, why not buy his own? That's what he gets for being dumb

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:23 pm**

hahahahaha i love Gil

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:32 pm**

Damn, that sucks...

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:58 pm**

I don't know if I should laugh...or feel extremly sorry

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 9:50 pm**

OWWWW.

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:17 pm**

I use a 3 for my head and down there

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:19 pm**

Wow!!!

He makes ton of money, why not have her Girlfriend or somebody do it for him instead of going through all that labor himself???

:lol:

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:22 pm**

cool007 wrote:Wow!!!

He makes ton of money, why not have her Girlfriend or somebody do it for him instead of going through all that labor himself???

he was a 2nd round pick only making about 500k, you can't even feed a family with that, much less buy razors

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 11:18 pm**

When i use clippers, i end up bleedin. Razor works for me

Posted: **Fri Feb 8, 2008 11:53 pm**

I've read this before and, unsurprisingly, it just keeps on getting worse.

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:42 am**

kandiking wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

he was a 2nd round pick only making about 500k, you can't even feed a family with that, much less buy razors

I'm guessing your just jokeing, but do you have any idea what the average national income is?(or are you Latrel Sprewell?)

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:51 am**

GTO wrote:"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. "

No wonder Mike was gay bashing behind the scenes in D.C. He must've been abhorred when Kwame asked him for advice on how to prevent his testicles from smelling.

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 2:37 am**

GTO wrote:
When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:

"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsp...down_there.html

See, that's why the Clippers are good for the league.

Ban

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 2:39 am**

Best misleading thread title ever.

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 3:08 am**

CITYOFANGELSX3 wrote:When i use clippers, i end up bleedin. Razor works for me

lulz, wut?

Posted: **Sat Feb 9, 2008 3:12 am**

Uhh...eww?

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