Crazy, funny or weird stuff Charles Barkley has said on TV?

farzi · Post #21 » by **farzi** » Sat Mar 8, 2008 11:18 pm

studcrackers wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

do any of you warrior fans think that after it became evident you were going to win that he was doing a bit? after the first couple games he turned it into a huge joke and it was so obvious just listening to him talk.

Don't ruin the illusion!!!

RJM · Post #22 » by **RJM** » Sat Mar 8, 2008 11:25 pm

Nah Duiz I disagree. I love hearing people that just don't give a f*ck what people think. It's a breath of fresh air.

Uncooked · Post #23 » by **Uncooked** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:23 am

Duiz wrote:did I kill the thread?

No, the sensitive Golden State fans did. Charles is really funny, even when he is constantly ripping on the Cavs. I liked when everyone was laughing at him for saying "ball smoating accident" instead of small boating accident.

Post #24 » by **5DOM** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:28 am

Duiz wrote:"Conservatives are Fake Christians"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo8xyjouGA

Wolf Blitzer even tried to help him. Flat out the worst commentaries of his career. I am not even conservative (hell no), but even then, his commentaries made Don Imus' comments about Rutgers female basketball team seem like Hallmark Christmas cards.

Flat out, the worst comment he could have ever made.

wolfs garbage anyway

killacalijatt · Post #25 » by **killacalijatt** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:06 am

Uncooked wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

No, the sensitive Golden State fans did.

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Ey man He ripped us Warriors fans are cities the Whole Bay Area. Were very emotional people ok

Charles can go kiss some @$$ again. :peace:

Anyways other then that hes very funny man i could listen to him all day and his dumb comments

killacalijatt · Post #26 » by **killacalijatt** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:06 am

Uncooked wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

No, the sensitive Golden State fans did.

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Ey man He ripped us Warriors fans are cities the Whole Bay Area. Were very emotional people ok

Charles can go kiss some @$$ again. :peace:

Anyways other then that hes very funny man i could listen to him all day and his dumb comments

Reks · Post #27 » by **Reks** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:21 am

Charles is the whole reason I watch halftime basketball shows. ESPN is hella dumb. Who wants to hear Stephen A. Smith say change his mind every 5 seconds.

Look at my sig for another funny charles comment

Turboner · Post #28 » by **Turboner** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:35 am

i think it was during mothers day, ernie johnson shows everyone a picture of his mom

EJ: Here is a picture of my mom isn't she beautiful?

CB: Yes she's very beautiful, unfortunately you look like your dad

ilikecb4 · Post #29 » by **ilikecb4** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:42 am

Post those midgets up...post 'em up

Trifecta7 · Post #30 » by **Trifecta7** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 6:53 am

I was surprised the Chuckster called the Cavs vs. Bulls game right. He said the Cavs would be in trouble in the 2nd half and he turned out to be right. It must have been a broken clock works twice a day kind of thing. Of course it was vintage Barkley when he looked like an ass after the Rockets game when he said they were going to lose and it was all downhill from here for them. :lol:

Heat3 · Post #31 » by **Heat3** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 1:40 pm

If all babies are pretty, why are there so many ugly people?

T-Spot · Post #32 » by **T-Spot** » Sun Mar 9, 2008 1:57 pm

"Ernie, that funky!"

When he heard that Rasheed left the arena without showering.

One of the few things he has said that just gets stuck in my head.

DaProphecy · Post #33 » by **DaProphecy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:46 am

Charles: "If I get in trouble I'm sayin I'm gay and I'm goin to rehab."

That's easily my favorite.

Duiz · Post #34 » by **Duiz** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:00 am

I don't mean to be a troll.. but Chuckster's comments sometimes are so idiotic. Makes you think he was born or made (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

Post #35 » by **SOUL** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:03 am

Duiz wrote:"Conservatives are Fake Christians"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo8xyjouGA

Wolf Blitzer even tried to help him. Flat out the worst commentaries of his career. I am not even conservative (hell no), but even then, his commentaries made Don Imus' comments about Rutgers female basketball team seem like Hallmark Christmas cards.

Flat out, the worst comment he could have ever made.

He was right.

CB4MiamiHeat · Post #36 » by **CB4MiamiHeat** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:07 am

The funniest was his postgame interview back when the Spurs were tanking for Duncan...he said Karma would come back to bite them. Lol theyve won 4 championships since then. Ernie and Kenny were clowning him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv24frDECA4

Vertical Limit · Post #37 » by **Vertical Limit** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:40 pm

lol..

I remember a few years back watching a game. The team (I forgot which one) was getting blown out of the arena. Charles Barkley then said a comment like [not exact words] on the half time show or post game (it was about 3 years back):

"If I'm getting blown out like that, in my mind, I got 5 fouls, 2 technicals and a flagrant. I'm going to whip this guys' butt and make him remember me for the next game".

:rofl:

superLuigi21 · Post #38 » by **superLuigi21** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:55 pm

to dwade: "your defense has really been shaky lately"

"i dont want to look too fat in high definition.. thats what HD stands for, you did know that didnt you?"

"well its only 2 oclock here"

"either play better, or call in sick"

"do you like popsicles?"

"have you ever been to amsterdam?"

"thats why i dont eat shrimp"

"i need to come hang out w/you cuz i am really bored"

"youre not driving through no tunnel!"

"whats wrong are you asleep? wake up dwayne! you know who it is!"

and my favorite: "nobody named pookie gettin in my fave 5"

kookie_819 · Post #39 » by **kookie_819** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:19 pm

"Michael done lost his damn mind."

That was after MJ gave Dwight an 8 for the sticker dunk. I laughed at that comment for about 15 minutes.