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Post anything funny, weird or just plain crazy that Charles Barkley has said on TV.

"The Bay area is the dumpster of California. They wish they can be like L.A"

Nobody? Anything?

"What the hell ya'll doing out there, the fight is still on."

Charles yelling to Kenny and EJ from the room he was watching the Del La Hoya/Mayweather fight in. During the end of the 3rd quarter of the b-ball game.

What about when he said looking at Beyonce that he didnt understand how anyone could be gay, the he said there was nothing wrong with gay marriage. Chuck just pissing off everyone

Stupid ass **** about the Warriors.

The only reason why he hates on the Bay Area is because the Warriors proved his **** ass wrong during the playoffs.

Barkley talking halftime during Game 1: "Why did the Mavericks start Dirk at center? It's a stupid move".

Magic: (Tries to explain why the Mavericks changed their line-up against the Warriors)

Barkley: "That's stupid. Don't explain why the Mavericks changed their line-up. They should have used the same line-up that won them 67 games and the best record in the league!!!!"

Kenny: wow, that's a GOOD POINT. They had the best record in the league, so why would they change that line-up against an 8th seed team?


UHHHH, that line-up might have got them 67 wins... but that line-up was also 0-4 against the Warriors that season and the losing streak against the Warriors started in the 04-05 season as well. Dumbass Chuck.

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(Game 2. Mavericks head into halftime with a convincing lead against the Warriors)

Halftime show.

Barkley: "WHEN the Mavericks beat the Warriors in this game. They WILL win the rest of the games in the series. No doubt."

Yeah, the Mavericks DID win Game 2. But then the Warriors proved Chuck wrong when they blew out the Mavericks in Game 3. The game was broadcasted on ESPN, so we didn't get to see Charles' reaction to getting proved wrong like a dumbass. In Game 4, before the game, all the Warriors fans made signs that made fun of Charles Barkley for doubting the Warriors in the series. (Remember he predicted the Mavs would win the rest of the games in the series). Charles doesn't know what to say, so he ends up saying, "These fans are just mad.... mad that they live in the Bay Area and not Los Angeles".

So, now that the Warriors proved him wrong making it less likely for him to start hating on them again, he starts hating on Warriors fans and the Bay Area.

"This guy has too much time on his hands, they need to get him in the game more."

Charles talking about Gerald Green and his birthday cake dunk at the dunk contest.

"GO BACK TO DAMON JONES COAT!"

"I've got nothing against old people, I want to be one someday"

"We're giving a lot of money away to charity (looks at $50,000 cheque)...two blackjack hands"

CupcakeNoFillin wrote:

"These fans are just mad.... mad that they live in the Bay Area and not Los Angeles".

I love the Bay Area, but you can't deny that what he said right there is funny.

I hella <3 the Bay.

Kenny: He's gonna jump from a foot behind the foul line, no way!

Charles: And he's gonna fall a foot short of the hoop.

Charles: If i jumped from that tape line, i'd land at the foul line.

Not the exact words, but pretty close


This was them talking at the dunk contest about before Jamario Moon's foot behind the free throw line dunk attempt.

Remember when he said Yao Ming would never score 20 pts in a game

he kissed a donkey's a.ss on national TV.

type it in youtube he made a bet with kenny.

At his trial for throwing a man through a window at an Orlando night club in 1997, Barkley expressed his one regret to the judge: "I regret we weren't on a higher floor."

5DOM wrote:http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=charles+barkely&search_type=

That Barkley and Damon Jones video is hilarious.

CupcakeNoFillin wrote:I hella <3 the Bay.

Chuck isn't the only person who talks sh*t about the Bay. I remember how Phil and the Lakers used to always talk down about the Bay Area (and still do), and how the media always treats SoCal as the golden child, and laughs at the Bay.

BTW- Does Barkley ever make fun of the Lakers? I know he disses the Nuggs a lot.

Remeber this one
When a Warriors Fan Made a poster that read
"Ms CLeo Makes better predictions then Charles".

Then he was like oh its on now and he went and put on a Dirk Nowitzki Jersey.

Cant wait till these playoffs hope Warriors play Spurs just so we can shut his fat ass up again.

"Conservatives are Fake Christians"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo8xyjouGA

Wolf Blitzer even tried to help him. Flat out the worst commentaries of his career. I am not even conservative (hell no), but even then, his commentaries made Don Imus' comments about Rutgers female basketball team seem like Hallmark Christmas cards.

Flat out, the worst comment he could have ever made.

did I kill the thread?

CupcakeNoFillin wrote:Stupid ass **** about the Warriors.

The only reason why he hates on the Bay Area is because the Warriors proved his **** ass wrong during the playoffs.

do any of you warrior fans think that after it became evident you were going to win that he was doing a bit? after the first couple games he turned it into a huge joke and it was so obvious just listening to him talk.