Rasho Sayings (Chuck Norris beware!!)

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Rasho Sayings (Chuck Norris beware!!) 

Post#1 » by KingAmmar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:14 am

Whatup guys! Recently theres been a growing cult of Rasho followers from fans of all teams. With the playoffs here, we must therefore do our best to honor the great being that is Rasho Nesterovic, by proclaiming Chuck Norris-like sayings. I'll start them off!

Chuck Norris doesnt believe in God. He believes in Rasho.

Rasho has a PhD in a new field he invented. Noone knows what the field is except Rasho and two other people. Rasho killed them both.

If Toronto ties a game with an opposing team, Toronto is declared the winner by virtue of Rasho.

The reason Andrea Bargnani sucks as a starter at the C for Toronto this season is because he is scared that Rasho will perform the Heimlich maneuver on him!

Rashos pee-pee is made of Kryptonite. Superman be scared if Rasho calls for a washroom timeout during the playoffs! :clap: :clap: :clap:


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Post#2 » by o0dong » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:47 am

This joke is getting old get over it
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Post#3 » by PapeSowish » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:50 am

pee-pee? Did you just say "pee-pee"? PEE-PEE!? :rofl: :rofl:

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Hold on...

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Post#4 » by KingAmmar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:51 am

You need to understand Rasho never gets old. He gets stronger and faster. His April stats back it up :clap:
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Post#5 » by King Roosk » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:11 am

Yeah TDistheman struck gold, but people are beginning to make it played out, which makes it no fun.
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Post#6 » by Duiz » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:27 am

When little children cry, Chuck Norris kills a kitten. When Chuck Norris cries, Rasho Nesterovic kills a lion.
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Post#7 » by Number34 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:29 am

Its was funny when he was a spur, but now you guys killed it.
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Post#8 » by Duiz » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:56 am

Shouldn't this be in the raptors board anyways?
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Post#9 » by Rasho Brezec » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:09 pm

Duiz wrote:Shouldn't this be in the raptors board anyways?
It is, and some of the Rasho facts there are actually funny:

http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic. ... highlight=
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Post#10 » by jeff1624 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:27 pm

:sleep:
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Post#11 » by Huskies1947 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:26 pm

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