Rasho Sayings (Chuck Norris beware!!)
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:14 am
Whatup guys! Recently theres been a growing cult of Rasho followers from fans of all teams. With the playoffs here, we must therefore do our best to honor the great being that is Rasho Nesterovic, by proclaiming Chuck Norris-like sayings. I'll start them off!
Chuck Norris doesnt believe in God. He believes in Rasho.
Rasho has a PhD in a new field he invented. Noone knows what the field is except Rasho and two other people. Rasho killed them both.
If Toronto ties a game with an opposing team, Toronto is declared the winner by virtue of Rasho.
The reason Andrea Bargnani sucks as a starter at the C for Toronto this season is because he is scared that Rasho will perform the Heimlich maneuver on him!
Rashos pee-pee is made of Kryptonite. Superman be scared if Rasho calls for a washroom timeout during the playoffs!
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Chuck Norris doesnt believe in God. He believes in Rasho.
Rasho has a PhD in a new field he invented. Noone knows what the field is except Rasho and two other people. Rasho killed them both.
If Toronto ties a game with an opposing team, Toronto is declared the winner by virtue of Rasho.
The reason Andrea Bargnani sucks as a starter at the C for Toronto this season is because he is scared that Rasho will perform the Heimlich maneuver on him!
Rashos pee-pee is made of Kryptonite. Superman be scared if Rasho calls for a washroom timeout during the playoffs!
Add more!
