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Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 4:04 pm**

RNK Player GP Min FG% FT% TS% Ast TO Usg ORR DRR RebR PER 
1 Chris Paul, NOR 8 40.9 .517 .804 .584 33.6 3.6 27.2 3.3 8.9 6.2 32.67 
2 Kobe Bryant, LAL 6 39.2 .515 .822 .635 17.3 8.7 30.1 1.5 13.2 7.9 29.86 
3 Dirk Nowitzki, DAL 5 42.2 .473 .808 .588 13.9 7.0 25.2 5.0 27.9 15.8 26.20 
4 Dwight Howard, ORL 8 41.6 .625 .561 .628 4.8 16.1 19.5 17.1 28.0 22.5 25.96 
5 Kevin Garnett, BOS 9 36.7 .503 .846 .552 15.4 7.3 24.4 8.9 21.3 15.1 25.51 
6 Tracy McGrady, HOU 6 41.3 .425 .623 .478 18.0 7.9 33.9 3.1 19.4 11.1 24.28 
7 Pau Gasol, LAL 6 40.3 .582 .714 .631 21.5 6.4 18.0 6.3 15.2 11.2 23.22 
8 Tony Parker, SAS 8 40.0 .506 .768 .565 20.0 10.0 28.8 1.8 9.2 5.5 23.16 
9 Chris Bosh, TOR 5 39.8 .472 .833 .558 13.0 9.4 25.0 11.4 14.3 12.8 22.88 
10 J.R. Smith, DEN 4 27.0 .535 .833 .681 10.7 7.6 20.5 0.9 6.1 3.4 22.60

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 5:49 pm**

Here is my random response to the random thread:

"ALL readers are doubtless well aware of the deadly nature of the bite of the celebrated cobra or hooded snake of India and many perhaps have heard of that active little enemy of the poisonous reptile known to the natives of India by the name of Indian ichneumon. That the ichneumon family of Carnivora are amongst the most formidable enemies of the serpent tribe has been known. The Egyptian species Herpestes ichneumon still common in the ancient land of the Pharaohs was one of the sacred animals of that extraordinary people. Its hostility to the huge and formidable crocodile by destroying its eggs a habit frequently represented on the monuments of Thebes and its antipathy to serpents procured for this interesting and useful animal not only scrupulous care for its protection but even divine honors after its death. It was embalmed and deposited in sacred repositories principally in the town of Hera where it was principally honored and perhaps yielded to the cat alone..."

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 6:22 pm**

Here is your post translated to Korean, then back to English, then to Russian, then back to English using Google's translation tool:

"All readers are no doubt well aware of the nature of fatal wounds, celebrate or hooded cobra snake bite in India and almost enemy, will likely have heard many toxic substances known to the Indian natives of India in the name of reptiles ichneumon. The family is the most powerful measures between the head of ichneumon Viper, as well as insufficient. Typically, the pharaoh of ancient Egypt bell herpestes ichneumon remains one of the special people sacred land animals. Hostility towards the huge and powerful crocodile eggs to destroy the monument frequently expressed antipathy that is interesting and useful habits and Thebes procurement animal care and diligence wise, as well as protection chief, but even after the death of his divinity. In principle, it is stored in the repository and Peace Hera village in honor of the sacred, where the cat was basically alone. ... Or maybe concessions"

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 6:24 pm**

^--- that's not bad.

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 7:03 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 7:40 pm**

JR Smith > Melo....

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 7:47 pm**

gj lbj

Posted: **Fri May 9, 2008 9:38 pm**

This cements Kobe's greatness. He can be ranked #2 but still be better than EVERY player on that list.