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Funny Bill Simmons Article
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:12 pm
by sdeezy
Never really been a fan of the guy but some of this stuff's hilarious
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/080514
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:14 am
by Serpo
Seriously thats great

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:51 am
by NO-KG-AI
Someone let James Posey coach plz.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:48 am
by JoshB914
Simmons is annoying. Let me know when he doesn't write an entire article about a Boston team. He wrote a column on the freaking Bruins a few weeks ago for christ's sake.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:48 am
by insfo
At the risk of sounding illiterate, what is "Ubuntu" ?
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:01 am
by triplet1984
JoshB914 wrote:Simmons is annoying. Let me know when he doesn't write an entire article about a Boston team. He wrote a column on the freaking Bruins a few weeks ago for christ's sake.
the worst was a season or two ago when the Celts sucked, and he would constantly go on about them, as if anyone cared.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:13 am
by DelaneyRudd
As funny as it might be I can not stomach a Bill Simmons Boston rant. I am so freaking sick of Boston sports and Boston sports fans and especially Red Sox fans from outside of New England.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:25 am
by Cevap
insfo wrote:At the risk of sounding illiterate, what is "Ubuntu" ?
It's some gay saying that doc found in uganda or some other african country meaning unity or closeness or some other crap that made the red sox nation orgasm in unison and cop more pink hats.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:26 am
by gizzardsfan
I thought that was very funny, too. Actually, at the end of reading it I had this thought... "How is it that Bill Simmons gets away with writing all the time about his home team for a national sports website?" But then it occurred to me that, were he always to make an effort to give equal attention to other squads, we'd really never get this tortured, life-long fan perspective that makes some of his columns (for those of us who enjoy them) so fun to read.
As funny as it might be I can not stomach a Bill Simmons Boston rant. I am so freaking sick of Boston sports and Boston sports fans and especially Red Sox fans from outside of New England.
Fair enough. I'm pretty tired of Boston, too. But this article is just pointing out all the flaws and empty hype that goes into the Celtics, and if you're bitter and cynical at this point, you might enjoy that.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:26 am
by Dtown84
I think some people take Bill too seriously, as for the Boston stuff he's only insufferable when they're winning, when they're losing it's comedy gold (his column describing how much pain he was in after 18-1, had me rolling.)
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:38 am
by Boognish
yeah, while Simmons is a yet another die-hard Boston fan, he can take a step back and laugh at it all, unlike the rest of those a-holes. And we can laugh along with him at Boston. Perfect
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:20 am
by durden_tyler
Bill Simmons is the greatest sports writer ever.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:23 am
by mr_sunshine
lakersfr wrote:yeah, while Simmons is a yet another die-hard Boston fan, he can take a step back and laugh at it all, unlike the rest of those a-holes. And we can laugh along with him at Boston. Perfect

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:04 am
by asdfgh
I knew that Ubuntu was an african word but I never knew what it meant. All I knew was that it is a popular Linux operating system.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 am
by mcmasterballer1
asdfgh wrote:I knew that Ubuntu was an african word but I never knew what it meant. All I knew was that it is a popular Linux operating system.
yeah thats what i thought whenever i read that in his columns too... i guess it makes sense now... but i concur with a few people here bill simmons is the best sportswriter ever
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:46 am
by kaskoosek
Cevap wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
It's some gay saying that doc found in uganda or some other african country meaning unity or closeness or some other crap that made the red sox nation orgasm in unison and cop more pink hats.
Ubuntu is a famous Linux distro.
I advise everyone to try it. It is really easy for noobs.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:54 pm
by Joyeuse
Ubuntu means something like people working together for a common goal.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:36 pm
by rayofsunshine
That article was great and spot on!
I love KG, so I watched the celtics first 30-40 games, haven't seen them much since, then the playoffs started and I didn't recognize the team. They have some new faces, playing different etc.... It was weird.
I think Doc read the article too.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:19 pm
by 6_Rings
first time i actually fully read a Simmons' article.