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Basketball trash talk phrases

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:43 pm
by War3player
Hit the gym, your game is weak.

Hit the shower, your game stinks.


Those were off basketball t-shirts I think. Any more?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:45 pm
by pballa
Any awesome And1 shirt.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:40 pm
by PapeSowish
Because there are no 4s

Let's NBA

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:28 pm
by ToffKobe
PapeSowish wrote:Because there are no 4s

Let's NBA


How are those trash talking phrases. :P

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:36 pm
by Dinky Bits
He only got one hand!

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:59 pm
by studcrackers
no i dont smoke, i smoke fools like you on the basketball court

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm
by T-Spot
Bring out your Turkey's because I brought the STUFFING!

OOOOOOHHHH! WHAT NOW?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm
by SOUL
Ya mamma

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:21 am
by realraptor
"You reach, I teach."

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:53 am
by BallAboveAll
Takes this for what it's worth. I have once had a guy tell me he's 8/10 from half court.

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:58 am
by J~Rush
"Got 'em, coach"

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:03 am
by Silk Wilkes
"Million dollar move, two dollar shot."

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:14 am
by Albanian Damien
"Have you gotten into computers lately, man you are hacking."

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:21 am
by whipdamage
this is from experience:

"c'mon, shoot. you can make the shot. i'll give you the open space" or something like that, and i missed the shot.

i don't know if this is trash talk but.. "hey! pass me the ball. hey, give me the ball" or something similar from my own teammates as soon i receive the ball.

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 2:06 am
by T-Spot
"Hey! There's a hair on the court!"

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:09 am
by mp90
T-Spot wrote:"Hey! There's a hair on the court!"

Ball! Game on son! 8)

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:18 am
by AIfan3
I remember playing against this old school baller once and he said something to this extent to me.. "Floater like a butterfly, I sting like a bee, your hands can't steal what your eyes can't see"..

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:31 am
by cdubbz
"I'll eat your family" haha

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 4:58 am
by JO7
"Not in my house"

"All day baby"

Posted: Sun Jun 1, 2008 5:01 am
by Buck You
When I leave a guy open to shoot I say, "I'll give you All Century to shoot that." Or when I block a shot I do the Mutombo finger wag, no words needed.