Marko Jaric engaged to Adriana Lima

Post #1 » by **rsavaj** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:00 pm

http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wireta ... iana_lima/

What. A. PIMP!

HarlemHeat37 · Post #2 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:02 pm

yessss Marco..and apparently she was saving herself IIRC, so Marco has hit the jackpot..he gets a sexy-ass virgin woman..so he gets the fresh pussy AND a girl with a lot of sexual feelings built up inside her..

Marco Jaric>>>the rest of the NBA, except Andrew Bynum..

Point forward · Post #3 » by **Point forward** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:05 pm

Gee, I am envious as hell.

wawaweewa · Post #4 » by **wawaweewa** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:09 pm

I have just gained 100 times more respect for Marko Jaric than i had before reading this.

Point forward · Post #5 » by **Point forward** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:12 pm

HarlemHeat37 wrote:yessss Marco..and apparently she was saving herself IIRC, so Marco has hit the jackpot..he gets a sexy-ass virgin woman..so he gets the fresh pussy AND a girl with a lot of sexual feelings built up inside her..

Marco Jaric>>>the rest of the NBA, except Andrew Bynum..

Well HH, he is still only ENGAGED. Adriana is a very Catholic girl. No sex until the marriage has taken place!

HarlemHeat37 · Post #6 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:15 pm

I'm sure Marco can find a way to make it until marriage..just has to keep his hands busy and the videos on..

I remember watching a Wolves game a few years ago, and Wally was introducing the players on his team..he called Marco Jaric "the Gigolo"..damn, I guess Jaric has a nice reputation at getting the vagina..

his scrubbyness on the basketball court is overshadowed now by his elite level off the court..Jaric is the Michael Jordan of the pick up game..

ronnymac2 · Post #7 » by **ronnymac2** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:15 pm

He's the best player in the league....no doubt.

Big Bird · Post #8 » by **Big Bird** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:18 pm

Lucky bastard. That's all I can say right now.

AKBlazerFan · Post #9 » by **AKBlazerFan** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:19 pm

I just bought a Jaric Jersey...

Wizards2Lottery · Post #10 » by **Wizards2Lottery** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:23 pm

Scoring with Adriana Lima > NBA titles

Jaric is the best player in the world.

RJM · Post #11 » by **RJM** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:28 pm

HarlemHeat37 wrote:yessss Marco..and apparently she was saving herself IIRC, so Marco has hit the jackpot..he gets a sexy-ass virgin woman..so he gets the fresh pussy AND a girl with a lot of sexual feelings built up inside her..

Marco Jaric>>>the rest of the NBA, except Andrew Bynum..

Amen to that!

She's a virgin!?!?!? YESS!!!!

+Infinity. AND she's Brasilian?!?!? :nod:

Brasilian Women = Goddesses in bed.

Seriously though...I wish more hot chicks were virgins...

A.J. · Post #12 » by **A.J.** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:31 pm

Beyonce>Lima

Storm Surge · Post #13 » by **Storm Surge** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:32 pm

Marko Jaric is a better "playa" than Jordan, Kobe, Russell, etc.

PeeDee · Post #14 » by **PeeDee** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:33 pm

So, do you think the Bulls will trade the #1 pick to the Wolves for Jaric and a courtside Lima?

Perhaps the Bulls would need to throw in more incentive.

DynastySS · Post #15 » by **DynastySS** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:52 pm

She is no virgin. I can tell by her face, she loves to get railed.

A.J. · Post #16 » by **A.J.** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:53 pm

What do you guys see in her? :nonono:

Blame Rasho · Post #17 » by **Blame Rasho** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:01 pm

AKBlazerFan wrote:I just bought a Jaric Jersey...

Make sure you wear it reversed like him...

hoop_head · Post #18 » by **hoop_head** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:07 pm

Is she's a virgin, I'm Captain Crunch.

Damn, now I want some cereal.

theFRANCHISE · Post #19 » by **theFRANCHISE** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:15 pm

wow good for marco haha

Post #20 » by **King of Canada** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:17 pm

My Wife is way hotter than her. No joke!