Stern and the Zionist Illuminati are trying to elect McCain

amb1ent · Post #1 » by **amb1ent** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:30 am

Seriously.

http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblo ... ional.html

Interestingly, win or lose, every time L.A. plays in the Finals during presidential leap years, the Republican candidate wins -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, Richard Nixon twice, Ronald Reagan twice, George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush twice.

ivDT · Post #2 » by **ivDT** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:46 am

i knew it all along.

aura · Post #3 » by **aura** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 am

Imagine if Stern was President of America.

RJM · Post #4 » by **RJM** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:50 am

Seeing as how we already have a corrupt dumbass in power...

rewill17 · Post #5 » by **rewill17** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:19 am

Stern is trying to save Israel by making the Lakers make the finals?? I think this is more of a luck pattern then anything close to a Republic/Democrat indicator.

The IQ level of this board is becoming low, low ,low ,low ,low, low, low, low, low, low...

But on the other hand I guess at this point no body needs an excuse to bash Stern anymore for how unsatisfactory the league has become.

gavran · Post #6 » by **gavran** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:04 am

rewill17 wrote:The IQ level of this board is becoming low, low ,low ,low ,low, low, low, low, low, low...

Ironic, isn't it? I hope you realize now, that it was an obvious joke.

Alyosha12 · Post #7 » by **Alyosha12** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:39 am

rewill17 wrote:Stern is trying to save Israel by making the Lakers make the finals?? I think this is more of a luck pattern then anything close to a Republic/Democrat indicator.

The IQ level of this board is becoming low, low ,low ,low ,low, low, low, low, low, low...

But on the other hand I guess at this point no body needs an excuse to bash Stern anymore for how unsatisfactory the league has become.

LOL i laugh when people don't get jokes haha and take them really seriously.

BobbyLight · Post #8 » by **BobbyLight** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:13 pm

I just loved the title of the thread. Gave me a good laugh on a Monday morning... But in all seriousness, the NBA has something to do with electing the Pope, right?

Basketball Fan · Post #9 » by **Basketball Fan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:54 pm

This ranks right up there with the Redskins losing the weekend before election Tuesday the Democratic candidate wins.

And both were refuted in the last election

Redskins lost to the Packers that weekend and the Pistons beat the Lakers and it still didn't stop Bush from being re-elected so that theory is dead.

The only one that stands is that Phil Jackson or the Lakers are in the Finals every leap year.

KNICKS1970 · Post #10 » by **KNICKS1970** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:31 pm

Does this mean that the moderator for the first McCain/Obama debate will be Dick Bavetta?

Post #11 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:34 pm

BobbyLight wrote:I just loved the title of the thread. Gave me a good laugh on a Monday morning... But in all seriousness, the NBA has something to do with electing the Pope, right?

it is common knowledge that Stern rigs the ping pong balls in the Pope draft.

BobbyLight · Post #12 » by **BobbyLight** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:39 pm

snaquille oatmeal wrote:
BobbyLight wrote:I just loved the title of the thread. Gave me a good laugh on a Monday morning... But in all seriousness, the NBA has something to do with electing the Pope, right?
it is common knowledge that Stern rigs the ping pong balls in the Pope draft.

If only Stern would televise the ping pong balls for the Pope draft. Then we could put all this to rest.

Heat3 · Post #13 » by **Heat3** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:01 pm

You are being un-American by bringing this information out in the open :lol:

rewill17 · Post #14 » by **rewill17** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:06 pm

Alyosha12 wrote:
rewill17 wrote:Stern is trying to save Israel by making the Lakers make the finals?? I think this is more of a luck pattern then anything close to a Republic/Democrat indicator.

The IQ level of this board is becoming low, low ,low ,low ,low, low, low, low, low, low...

But on the other hand I guess at this point no body needs an excuse to bash Stern anymore for how unsatisfactory the league has become.

LOL i laugh when people don't get jokes haha and take them really seriously.

LOL my bad.

NothingButNet · Post #15 » by **NothingButNet** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:45 pm

I'm going to go ahead and set the bar here: If the Lakers win a championship in a year ending with an 8, the Democratic president wins.

Plausible, right?