You are a fan of [your fav club] if you...

Point forward · Post #1 » by **Point forward** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 9:54 am

Typical off season topic, but what the hell, I'll start.

You are a fan of the DALLAS MAVERICKS if
... you play entire seasons w/o low post scoring
... you are the only team in your Conference which cannot trade for a superstar
... your 2nd best paid player is benched for entire playoff series b/c he can't run to save his life
... every French star you draft turns into turd (Rigeaudeau, Abdul-Wahad)
... you are relieved if Kobe scores only 50 on you

You are a fan of the BOSTON CELTICS if
... you rave about players who played when your parents were toddlers
... you are upset when you get franchise players for a bag of chips b/c the bag of chips is too small
... you see leprechauns guarding the basket, and opposing fans acutally believe you
... you are convinced that Paul Pierce is the GOAT. Jordan who?
... you think that the refs wanted ATL to beat us b/c Stern wants a small market club in the Finals

And you?

The Emcee · Post #2 » by **The Emcee** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 10:22 am

You are a fan of the Trail Blazers if, despite the 2000-2005 seasons, you remained true to your team.

I'm lookin at you, bandwagon jumpers. :wavefinger:

Prophet_C · Post #3 » by **Prophet_C** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 12:33 pm

Please try again.

fivas14 · Post #4 » by **fivas14** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 12:41 pm

You're a true fan of the Utah Jazz if you started liking (and kept supporting them) before we got Deron and Boozer.

GJense4181 · Post #5 » by **GJense4181** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 3:10 pm

You're a Pistons fan if you believe that the ball doesn't lie.
and if you've hated every man named Flip to come through the organization.
and if you're always looking for the next human victory cigar (Samb, I'm looking at you.)

maltre · Post #6 » by **maltre** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 3:13 pm

Prophet_C wrote:Please try again.

QFT.
Most of those don't make sense :lol:

Bucky O'Hare · Post #7 » by **Bucky O'Hare** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 4:35 pm

You're a fan of the Indiana Pacers if you have to wear a bulletproof vest to an autograph session.

MaRcu5 · Post #8 » by **MaRcu5** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 6:11 pm

mcorrie1121 wrote:You are a fan of the Trail Blazers if, despite the 2000-2005 seasons, you remained true to your team.

I'm lookin at you, bandwagoners.

Awh. I just started watching NBA religiously last year.

Loved the Blazers ever since they got stomped by San Antonio in the opening night game. LaMarcus Aldridge had a good game.

Was a casual Indiana Pacer fan growing up. Only player I knew on the team was Reggie Miller though. :lol:

The Emcee · Post #9 » by **The Emcee** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 7:31 pm

MaRcu5 wrote:
mcorrie1121 wrote:You are a fan of the Trail Blazers if, despite the 2000-2005 seasons, you remained true to your team.

I'm lookin at you, bandwagoners.

Awh. I just started watching NBA religiously last year. Loved the Blazers ever since they got stomped by San Antonio in the opening night game. LaMarcus Aldridge had a good game.

Was a casual Indiana Pacer fan growing up. Only player I knew on the team was Reggie Miller though.

I edited it to what I really meant. It was 3am, so please forgive me :wink:

WEFFPIM · Post #10 » by **WEFFPIM** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 7:42 pm

You are a fan of the Milwaukee Bucks if...

...people ask you who you're a fan of, then ask you again to make sure you were actually serious.

Loose Cannon · Post #11 » by **Loose Cannon** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 8:42 pm

WEFFPIM wrote:You are a fan of the Milwaukee Bucks if...

...people ask you who you're a fan of, then ask you again to make sure you were actually serious.

Sigged.

Post #12 » by **loserX** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 9:26 pm

fivas14 wrote:You're a true fan of the Utah Jazz if you started liking (and kept supporting them) before we got Deron and Boozer.

- if the words "new head coach" exist for you only in some fantasyland populated by elves and unicorns
- if your vanity licence plate reads JORDANPUSHEDOFF
- if you ever cared anything at all about Greg Ostertag. Seriously, there's no other explanation for that.

carrottop12 · Post #13 » by **carrottop12** » Fri Aug 8, 2008 11:13 pm

You're a Jazz fan if...

You've seen Karl Malone's Semi Truck
You've been turned down for an autograph by John Stockton
You've talked about anything with Frank Layden
You enjoy hearing Jerry Sloan say the most vile rude things to another human being during a basketball game
You love Gordie Chiesa

NY MAVURS · Post #14 » by **NY MAVURS** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 12:29 am

You are a fan of the New York Knicks if you...
-still have love for John Starks even if he had poor shot selections from time to time

Post #15 » by **SOUL** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 12:49 am

You are an Orlando Magic fan if.....
Every halfcourt shot taken by the other team you expect to go in..

jeffhardyfan52 · Post #16 » by **jeffhardyfan52** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 2:27 am

Your a blazer fan if

you have antoine haveys autograph.........or you know who antonie harvey is

britblazerdude · Post #17 » by **britblazerdude** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 2:31 am

jeffhardyfan52 wrote:Your a blazer fan if

you have antoine haveys autograph.........or you know who antonie harvey is

You mean Antonio Harvey...

jeffhardyfan52 · Post #18 » by **jeffhardyfan52** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 2:45 am

i cant spell for crap i know i spelled it wrong

britblazerdude · Post #19 » by **britblazerdude** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 2:46 am

HAHA, I've noticed you can't. It's ok though dude. Rip City FTW

BlazertheGreek · Post #20 » by **BlazertheGreek** » Sat Aug 9, 2008 3:25 am

You are a fan of the Portland Trailblazers if you bought tickets and sat in a half empty Rose Garden to watch the likes of Sebastian Telfair, Vladamir Stepania, Darius Miles and Brian Skinner.

A new era of Blazer Basketball has begun.