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NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:24 am
by cp3Nme
i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:26 am
by SuigintouEV
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:43 am
by Malapropism
Once I got to assfault, I knew it was a joke.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:47 am
by SportsWorld
cp3Nme wrote:and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.
I don't know why but this made me lol.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:50 am
by @ndrew
LOL!!!!
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:54 am
by TMU
cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.
I'd also like to see athletes wear their rain boots or ski masks when it rains or snows. And speaking of the environment, how about replacing the hardwood with soil and grass? Then you plant a tree right in the middle of the court.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:21 am
by GOAT_Marbury
i think homer said it best
Kiss my assfault..........
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:13 am
by Trax416
This is obviously a troll.
But I love how people think almost no NBA players have played outside.
****, there is video of Kobe taking a **** on everyone at Rucker Park. Same with a lot of scrubs in the NBA. They would go there in the summer for fun, and dominate everyone. Then come back to the NBA and sit on the bench.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:34 am
by Rasho Brezec
LOL @ assfault.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:06 pm
by MeestR
isnt this called jamball? outside, trampolines, football pads etc? real life nbajam
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm
by arrpy
Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm
by Storm Surge
stvfan5 wrote:isnt this called jamball? outside, trampolines, football pads etc? real life nbajam
slamball, but I think the league went down
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:18 pm
by NO-KG-AI
cp3Nme wrote: ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball.
QFT
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:59 pm
by The_Toro
arrpy wrote:Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.
Who in their right mind would want to play outside from November-March in any of these cities
New York
New Jersey
Toronto
Phily
Boston
Milwaukee
Detroit
Cleveland
Denver
Salt lake City
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:06 pm
by Storm Surge
The_Toro wrote:arrpy wrote:Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.
Who in their right mind would want to play outside from November-March in any of these cities
New York
New Jersey
Toronto
Phily
Boston
Milwaukee
Detroit
Cleveland
Denver
Salt lake City
football players do it
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:12 pm
by Sedale Threatt
SportsWorld wrote:cp3Nme wrote:and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.
I don't know why but this made me lol.
Yeah, me too. Like that's the clincher of the whole deal.
Joke or not, this has to be the single best first post I've ever read on RealGM.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:14 pm
by @ndrew
Yes this is one of the greatest - for sure. I'm laughing everytime I'm reading it.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:15 pm
by Dr Octagonapus
In the winter in the northern cities you can use skis and snowboards and stab opponents with ski poles.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:29 pm
by FlashTheKilla
POTY? Assfault is a legendary word.
Re: NBA: should it be made into ONBA?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:29 pm
by Muhammad_Ali
cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.
