Slowest player in the NBA

Illuminati · Post #1 » by **Illuminati** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:13 am

I have to nominate Kapano. He has 0 lateral quicks. He really does suck on defence. Roger Mason blew by him in the corner pocket.

Kapano was literally staring... he needs to chase chickens like Araujo.

LiquidFire · Post #2 » by **LiquidFire** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:16 am

no, no, just stop there.

This thread starts and ends with Big Z.

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technologic · Post #3 » by **technologic** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:22 am

despite his beastliness, it's probably yao (or mutumbo now)?

Joseph17 · Post #4 » by **Joseph17** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:37 am

Big Z. Brad Miller is probably the 2nd slowest. I wonder how fast Z is in relation to the average person.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuzAbnr_4bY

Point forward · Post #5 » by **Point forward** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:04 am

Illgauskas is the probably the second best C in the East (yes, he is), but he gets overtaken by several snails on the fast break.

farzi · Post #6 » by **farzi** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:08 am

Sabonis his final year

Kabookalu · Post #7 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:13 am

joeyyowee wrote:Big Z. Brad Miller is probably the 2nd slowest. I wonder how fast Z is in relation to the average person.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuzAbnr_4bY

that video gave me a great laugh.

I don't understand how you can have Kapono in this discussion though, he's not even close to being the slowest. If you're talking about his lateral movement, he's still not even close to being the slowest.

I-AM-A-BEAST · Post #8 » by **I-AM-A-BEAST** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:39 pm

Kapono is not even the slowest on his team. Rasho takes this easily.

Grenerd686 · Post #9 » by **Grenerd686** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:23 pm

joeyyowee wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuzAbnr_4bY

After seeing this i will go with Brad Miller

raps4life~ · Post #10 » by **raps4life~** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:38 pm

Illuminati wrote:I have to nominate Kapano. He has 0 lateral quicks. He really does suck on defence. Roger Mason blew by him in the corner pocket.

Kapano was literally staring... he needs to chase chickens like Araujo.

hes no where close to slowest in the league, cmon

that brad miller video is :rofl:

Post #11 » by **wetsthebed** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:02 pm

Just wait until someone takes Kenny George with a late 2nd round pick.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1PaVFeoE6Ys

GilArenas88 · Post #12 » by **GilArenas88** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:49 pm

Songalia oh is he slow and useless garbage when he isn't making his 16-18 foot jumper and grabbing rebounds which he has done either this season!

Alex_De_Large · Post #13 » by **Alex_De_Large** » Fri Feb 1, 2008 3:51 am

Yao Ming?

hermes · Post #14 » by **hermes** » Fri Feb 1, 2008 3:09 pm

westthebest wrote:Just wait until someone takes Kenny George with a late 2nd round pick.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1PaVFeoE6Ys

man its like he's running in knee deep mud
but until he gets here i'll go with big Z

NDaATL · Post #15 » by **NDaATL** » Fri Feb 1, 2008 4:14 pm

How has Shaq not been mentioned in this thread?

WesWesley · Post #16 » by **WesWesley** » Fri Feb 1, 2008 6:21 pm

Donyell Marshall is really fat.

The_Believer · Post #17 » by **The_Believer** » Fri Feb 1, 2008 8:29 pm

idk if he's stil playing, but Pavel Pofazlian (sp?)