
He marveled and puzzled and raged at the awful gap between his vision and other people’s, at his own consistent failure to bridge it.
- Jennifer Egan, Look at Me
Blatantly plagiarized from the awesome blog:
http://litandbasketball.tumblr.comI'm taking the temperamental, intimidating, larger-than-life
Rasheed Wallace.Sheed consistently shows up across a wide variety of contexts to be one of the most massively impactful players of the 2000s. It's strange to retroactively argue people at the time were straight up wrong, but in my opinion Sheed could have won a few of Big Ben's DPOY awards. He led a crazy successful Portland team to a near upset of the peak Shaq-led Lakers, and immediately;y shows up in Detroit and rockets them from fringe contender to title winner. He has the 6th highest single-season WOWY score in ElGee's data during the 04 stint with Detroit.
Sheed was a massively impactful defender, the rare 7 footer who can step out on perimeter players and guard 3-5 effectively. He's one of the best big man help defenders we've seen, with the rare ability to both dig down in the paint and close out hard on the perimeter. His versatility is his calling card; he can switch everything and he moves his feet as well as many of the best horizontal defenders we've seen. In a lot of ways he was the precursor to what we've seen out of the likes of Kevin Garnett and Draymond Green in their best defensive seasons. His intensity and motor are unmatched on that end.
Offensively he's a plus shooter for a big man and a smart passer. He has a really effective post game and a great mid-range jumper. And based off everything I've seen he has no issue playing a supporting role on offense and focusing his energy use on the other side of the ball. I think his spacing and IQ will be a huge boon to my team on both sides of the ball.
He's had his issues, I won't deny, but when he was surrounded by elite talent he always put forth 100% of his effort. His peak intensity could go toe to toe with anyone who's ever played, and one team's mania is another team's driving passion. Plus he's got Magic to be the public face

. I think in a team like this, with this type of competition, he'll be on his A-Game for sure.
Plus, I couldn't pass up on the all-time leader in technical fouls.
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