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Interesting picture borrowed from Basketball Forever


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Don't like the fit on all-bald, most cancerous locker room in history
All-long is missing Ricky
All-receding has the ugliest "hair"
No winners here.
All-long is missing Ricky
All-receding has the ugliest "hair"
No winners here.
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Man Kevin Durant needs a brush
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Jaivl wrote:Don't like the fit on all-bald, most cancerous locker room in history
All-long is missing Ricky
All-receding has the ugliest "hair"
No winners here.
Just like how there’s many years of James you could use in an AT team builder, the same goes for him here - with the longevity of the receding hairline.
Mogspan wrote:I think they see the super rare combo of high IQ with freakish athleticism and overrate the former a bit, kind of like a hot girl who is rather articulate being thought of as “super smart.” I don’t know kind of a weird analogy, but you catch my drift.
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Walton instead of Ja would make the long-hair team as formidable as any, thinking about it.
Mogspan wrote:I think they see the super rare combo of high IQ with freakish athleticism and overrate the former a bit, kind of like a hot girl who is rather articulate being thought of as “super smart.” I don’t know kind of a weird analogy, but you catch my drift.
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KG swings it for the balds tbh
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Morant, seriously?
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rk2023 wrote:Jaivl wrote:Don't like the fit on all-bald, most cancerous locker room in history
All-long is missing Ricky
All-receding has the ugliest "hair"
No winners here.
Just like how there’s many years of James you could use in an AT team builder, the same goes for him here - with the longevity of the receding hairline.
LeBron with Boozer and Durant on the unstoppable hairbrush team. Disqualified for GOAT in my book.
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rk2023 wrote:Walton instead of Ja would make the long-hair team as formidable as any, thinking about it.
That and add Kawhi for 3&d
Nash
Kawhi
Bird
Dirk
Walton
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dygaction wrote:rk2023 wrote:Walton instead of Ja would make the long-hair team as formidable as any, thinking about it.
That and add Kawhi for 3&d
Nash
Kawhi
Bird
Dirk
Walton
I think that team has enough shooters to play Julius. You need a strong inside pressence and Kawhi won't give you the same rim pressure as Erving.
Give Julius Nash, Bird and Walton as playmakers and his finishing ability would be significantly amplified. You also wouldn't lose that much on defense, Julius isn't a lockdown defender like Kawhi but he's a better rim protector (which they also need, as they don't have any secondary rim protector next to Walton).
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70sFan wrote:dygaction wrote:rk2023 wrote:Walton instead of Ja would make the long-hair team as formidable as any, thinking about it.
That and add Kawhi for 3&d
Nash
Kawhi
Bird
Dirk
Walton
I think that team has enough shooters to play Julius. You need a strong inside pressence and Kawhi won't give you the same rim pressure as Erving.
Give Julius Nash, Bird and Walton as playmakers and his finishing ability would be significantly amplified. You also wouldn't lose that much on defense, Julius isn't a lockdown defender like Kawhi but he's a better rim protector (which they also need, as they don't have any secondary rim protector next to Walton).
Both are great choices no doubt! I think younger Dirk (as great as he was slowing pace and with turnover economy) was a very underrated transition player and his getting to the basket ability further is as well. And I think Bird is an underrated helper / secondary rim protector in his younger years. Unsure who specifically would be better between Kawhi and Erving, but can’t go wrong either way

Mogspan wrote:I think they see the super rare combo of high IQ with freakish athleticism and overrate the former a bit, kind of like a hot girl who is rather articulate being thought of as “super smart.” I don’t know kind of a weird analogy, but you catch my drift.
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rk2023 wrote:70sFan wrote:dygaction wrote:
That and add Kawhi for 3&d
Nash
Kawhi
Bird
Dirk
Walton
I think that team has enough shooters to play Julius. You need a strong inside pressence and Kawhi won't give you the same rim pressure as Erving.
Give Julius Nash, Bird and Walton as playmakers and his finishing ability would be significantly amplified. You also wouldn't lose that much on defense, Julius isn't a lockdown defender like Kawhi but he's a better rim protector (which they also need, as they don't have any secondary rim protector next to Walton).
Both are great choices no doubt! I think younger Dirk (as great as he was slowing pace and with turnover economy) was a very underrated transition player and his getting to the basket ability further is as well. And I think Bird is an underrated helper / secondary rim protector in his younger years. Unsure who specifically would be better between Kawhi and Erving, but can’t go wrong either way
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or Baby Bird to go with Bird and Dirk
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Replace Middleton with Drexler
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dygaction wrote:Interesting picture borrowed from Basketball Forever
Man KD looks like he has mold growing on his head wtf
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Lack of Bob Pettit in receding team is a crime...
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All bald easily, you even can even add Baldbe off the bench as the 6th man.
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Could throw in a 4th team and make it Chrome Domes v. Afros v. Dreads v. Mullets
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If a hairline has been receding for 15 years, is it really receding?
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sometimes the PC board needs a breath of fresh air like this, especially after people killed each other in the Ben Taylor thread
also, this auntie:
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I like the all-receding one. So much experience and intimidation

also, this auntie:
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I like the all-receding one. So much experience and intimidation
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Colbinii wrote:If a hairline has been receding for 15 years, is it really receding?
I think mine was in a period of recession for about that long from widow's peak to bald spot to combover, etc.
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