Fanatics
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 11:40 am
Which fanboys are the worst?
Jordan - His fans think he’s the forever GOAT and are offended if someone claims otherwise, especially if it’s Lebron. They’re usually older, grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and think modern players like Lebron would suffer in previous eras due to the physicality and hand checking. Argue 6-0 ad nauseam. Annoyed with Kobe and hate Lebron because he’s a threat.
Kobe - His fans think he’s the GOAT even though he’s inferior to Jordan in almost every way. Easily offended when someone claims he rode Shaq’s coattail during their 3-peat. Endlessly preach “mamba mentality” like it’s a religion. Talk about his 81 point game ad nauseam. Respect Jordan and hate Lebron because he infiltrated the Lakers.
Lebron - His fans are generally younger and think he’s the GOAT because they’re too young to have seen anyone else. Think any era they didn’t witness was full of plumbers and firemen. Like to denigrate Jordan in order to make the case for their guy instead of arguing Lebron’s GOAT case on its merits. Talk about his longevity stats ad nauseam. Annoyed with Kobe and hate Jordan because he’s considered the GOAT by most.
Jordan - His fans think he’s the forever GOAT and are offended if someone claims otherwise, especially if it’s Lebron. They’re usually older, grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and think modern players like Lebron would suffer in previous eras due to the physicality and hand checking. Argue 6-0 ad nauseam. Annoyed with Kobe and hate Lebron because he’s a threat.
Kobe - His fans think he’s the GOAT even though he’s inferior to Jordan in almost every way. Easily offended when someone claims he rode Shaq’s coattail during their 3-peat. Endlessly preach “mamba mentality” like it’s a religion. Talk about his 81 point game ad nauseam. Respect Jordan and hate Lebron because he infiltrated the Lakers.
Lebron - His fans are generally younger and think he’s the GOAT because they’re too young to have seen anyone else. Think any era they didn’t witness was full of plumbers and firemen. Like to denigrate Jordan in order to make the case for their guy instead of arguing Lebron’s GOAT case on its merits. Talk about his longevity stats ad nauseam. Annoyed with Kobe and hate Jordan because he’s considered the GOAT by most.
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