Players vs Cars

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Players vs Cars 

Post#1 » by aura » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:34 am

Ok so this thread is about comparing players to cars. Crazy idea, but it had me thinking for a while about so many comparisons. This'll be fun for the car nuts and probably every one else too. So you just name a player and compare them to a car and give your reasoning. I'll start it off.

Chris Paul - Ariel Atom : He's small, quick, and worth so much more than the price. Ariel Atom is only 456 kg, only 40-50 thousand dollars and on Top Gear it ran track times up there with million dollar cars. He gets up there with the big boys with his small frame.
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Post#2 » by Malinhion » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:26 pm

Shaq is a '67 Caddy. He's an awkwardly big, smooth ride at first, and has a lot of success getting to your destination comfortably. But it wasn't always easy--the car constantly breaks down, and you've got to pay a lot for repairs. The problems make you want to take your new zippier ride around more often. Eventually the problems compound from nonuse/misuse, and you wind up selling it for less than you paid.
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Post#3 » by Wade3Iverson » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:53 pm

TJ Ford = Motorcycle : Small, fast, and breaks easily!

Wade = Corvette : Fast acceleration but it's an American car meaning you get less mileage out of it

Iverson = Acura NSX : Looks nice superficially but way too overpriced.....no one wants you :(
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