One point in your argument especially irked me. You said that Dirk is unclutch whereas Brand is clutch.
Where has Brand's "clutchness" been evident? Dirk choked against the Heat and against GSW, but he was hyper clutch in every other playoff series he's been in. Brand has never been said to be clutch so this is the first time I'm hearing that. Brand's only good playoff series that I can remember is the one against PHX in 05-06. However, Brand lost that series whereas Dallas beat that same PHX team with Dirk being by far the most important player in that series. 50 points in game 5 clutch enough for you?
We're also comparing a career winner to a career loser. Dirk hasn't won less than 50 games in a season for the past 8 years I think whereas Brand has only once in his career broken the 50 mark. Brand has only been out of the first round once and you know why? He's only made the playoffs once. That's right. In 9 years in the NBA, Elton Brand has only made the playoffs once and got to the 2nd round that once. Whoopdee freakin doo. Completely unimpressive next to Dirk's record.
Another asinine claim you made was
Overall Dirk has the slight edge on offense,
No, Dirk doesn't have a SLIGHT edge on offense. Dirk averages more points on a similar percentage while creating far more offensive mismatches and being by far the better passer. This is no slight advantage, this is one hell of an overwhelming advantage.
They both have good mid-range J's and comparable passing skills.
Comparable passing skills? That's like saying Steve Nash and Earl Boykins have comparable passing skills. Dirk is at least 2 tiers above EB as a passer, Dirk is widely acknowledged as one of the best passing big men in the game whereas it's not even seen as above average in EB.
but EB is lightyears ahead of Dirk on the defensive end
Sure, Brand is better on D. But Brand is not a game changer on defense a la Garnett or Duncan. Those 2 change the game on defense, making the whole defense better as a whole as witnessed this year with Boston. Brand plays good D but is nowhere near the game changing level. I don't think that besides the PHX series he can be considered a game changer on offense either. He always sticks around about 20ppg. That's OK, but hell lots of players get that. Josh Howard almost averaged the same ppg this season and I don't consider him a game changer. Convesely, Dirk has always been good for 26 ppg when it has been demanded of him [with the exception of the GSW series].
Rebounding is really a push since Dirk averages more in the playoffs and Brand averages more in the regular season.
So I think what it comes down to is do you want a player with game changing offense and average [no, not crappy. Dirk isn't called irk any more for a reason] defense or a player with good defense and good offense? I'd go with the game changer personally.
Also,
...And beatin the Suns without Amare/Kurt Thomas/Raja Bell (and with Eddie House not fit either) in 6 games isn't impressive at all... The Mavs got got their asses handed to em the year before that when the Suns were at full strength.
Those are the same Suns that handed the Clippers' ass to them. If the Suns don't impress you, how exactly does Brand's playoff resume impress you? 1 playoff where he got knocked out by a supposedly crap team. Not brilliant is it? Although I will tell you, those Suns were an extremely dangerous team, they did have Marion and Nash who were at the time a top 5 player and another top 30 player.
Dirk winning more games over his career doesn't mean shiyt since he's always been surrounded by massive talent. The amount of talent Brand has had on his team has never been anywhere near the level of talent Dirk has had (cuz Clips are prolly the cheapest team in the NBA, while the Mavs have Cuban).
Cube's has spent a lot of money sure, but what amazing supporting cast that Brand didn't have? Our second best players in the Mavs' best years has been Josh Howard who had about as much impact as Maggette + Mobley. Terry was about as good as Sam Cassell. Harris wasn't very good yet, back then he was only about as good as Livingston. And then the Clips had Chris Kaman as well whereas we had Dampier. Real fair Center matchup there. So where exactly is this amazing supporting cast because I sure can't see it.
Now that Brand finally has teamates near the quality level of Dirk's teamates, he's MINIMUM gonna be making the 2nd round of the playoffs, so long as the Sixers stay healthy.
Meanwhile Chokewitsky is either gonna miss out on the POs alltogether, or head for his 3rd first round exit by pwnage in a row!
Brand > Dirk
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Chokewitsky? How very creative and mature of you. Well, I'll have you know that "Chokewitsky" is a superior player to EB and that the Mavs are still a better team than the Sixers. The 6ers may make the 2nd round but that will not be because they're better than the Mavs but because the 5th-8th seeds in the East suck majorly. If the 6ers were in the West i doubt they would make the playoffs. This is not me hating on the 6ers, the West is just that tough. As for the 3rd 1st round "pwnage" Dirk is going to suffer, at least he made the playoffs the last 8 seasons. Where has EB been except for a brief cameo in 05-06?