Free agents of the world unite

[cedric76]

any news from childress coming back?

[HMFFL]

Is Joe there to fetch their drinks?

A summit with LeBron, Wade, Amar'e, Bosh and ... Larry King

LeBron James and the NBA's other top free agents are discussing their futures at an undisclosed, private location in the middle of Times Square. They are joined by their host, Larry King.

Larry King: Thank you for joining me, gentlemen.

LeBron James (motioning to waiter): VitaminWater, please.

Dwyane Wade: LeBron, that's not a waiter, that's Joe Johnson.

LeBron James (motioning to Joe Johnson): VitaminWater, please.

Joe Johnson (pouring VitaminWater for LeBron): Here you are, sir. Hey, guys, thanks for inviting me! Did you guys know I'm going to be a free agent too? Just like you!

Amar'e Stoudemire: Yes, Joe. We know.

Joe Johnson: The last time I was a free agent, I left a championship contender in Phoenix for an awful team in Atlanta because I wanted to be The Man. Now, five years later, Atlanta is a playoff team, which can only mean one thing: time for me to leave again!"

LeBron James: Atlanta. I'm considering Atlanta. That's on my list, Larry.

Larry King: Really? I thought Cleveland had the edge.

LeBron James: Cleveland definitely has the edge. That's home, Larry. This city and these fans have given me a lot. So Cleveland has the edge, but I'm also considering Atlanta, New York, Chicago, New Jersey, Miami, the Clippers, Minnesota, Real Madrid and the Abu Dhabi Fighting Gold Bricks.

[evildallas]

Good punchline, I hadn't heard that one before.