Andre Text: Hey that hat doesn't match your suit...
Dennis Text: Yeah, they made me wear it.
Bud: Hey... which one of you Sorry Jokers drunk all the beer!!!!
Everybody: Hello. Do you know us? We're a NBA Basketball team.
Lou Williams: But since we haven't won a championship in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.
Mike Scott: That's why we carry the American Express card.
Kyle Korver: No matter how far out of the perimeter we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut down at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.
MillSap: [pointing to us] So if you're looking for some Big-Tim clout, apply for that little green slam Dunker.
Shelvin Mack : Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but...
[Mack snaps his fingers]
Coach Bud: We're contenders now.
[Jeff Teague runs up and makes a layup holding the green card]
Jeff Teague: The American Express card: don't drive the lane without it.