I've been too busy Woj-gazing to do a pregame for this one.
Instead, in the spirit of this week, it is, once again, about that time...
TRADE DEADLINE KARAOKE!
Trader Trav, ((with a little help from his hype man, LL Cool P))
((LL Cool P: 20 Years Old? Huh! Trae-Trip took it to 10!))
[Trader Trav:]
I got Dopes
Callin’
a Yung GM phone ((Ring! Ring!))
Where's Ainge at
With dem Lottery hopes? ((Huh?))
I be Ballin’
Like the Head of B.O. ((Like a what? Like a who?))
No buyouts
Like Ersan Ilyo ((sova, Mitch!))
World Wide Wes
Yo wife no silly kinda joke ((hah hah, hah hah hah hah))
Deez Hawks
Stay takin’ it to the hole ((Bap! Bap! Bap Bap!))
Deadline’s
Time to let ya know ((Garpax!))
I got Dopes
Callin’
Ol’ man Tone Res’ phone ((Ring! Ring!))
Where Morey’s
“Cash Consideration” Dough? ((Huh?))
Hawks be ballin’
Like they fifth-year pros
No buyouts
Like for my dude Marco
((Belli… Nelli))
Jerry West, we got so many Pros ((Come get ‘em all))
Call me swole, like my center Spellman Oooo…
<<BEAT FREEZE>>
Olshey! Kupchak! Buford! ((Huh?))
<<BEAT UNFREEZE>>
This Trader Trav, I ain’t takin’ nunya slop ((Ping pong!))
See how I caught ya, ‘cause I tricked ya with pick-swaps ((Ping pong!))
See me with Jeff Pete, and I be Koonin’ with a ((Nzing!)), with a
Leftwich ((Mish!)), Higgins straight cookin’ ((Cook!))
Pelinkas see me, see my roster, they keep lookin’ ((What?))
I’m the Bball Operata, watch me sell it ((Got it!))
Yung Trader Trav, smooth like Red Red Velvet ((ha ha ha!))
I got Dopes
Callin’
A Slick GM phone ((Phone!))
Where's Ainge at
With all his Lottery hopes?
((Where’s your LA Clippers’ rope?))
Nope ((Kings in the Lottery? Nope!))
Where Caldwell-Pope ((Magic?))
Dedmon’s dope ((Big man rich!))
Baze-Gaze pose ((Cap! Space!))
I take yo’ pick at Fo’
And yo’ fanbase be like, “whoa…”
((Demps! We nice. What you talkin’ about?))
Yung Trae better than Lonzo
((And our picks, 1-6, trade partna))
((Ujiri and Layden, what is you talkin’ about?))
Nah, Orlando
Unprotecteds, or else the deal’s a no-go…
Let's Go Hawks!
~lw3