Players we covet on other teams...who stink

[Bad-Thoma]

Sarunas and Sergio are #2 and #3 on my list, respectively. #1, far and away, is Antoine Walker, who people still occasionally make a call for, stick a fork in him cuz he is done and done. I also hope he's cooked in a Foreman grill, it lets the fat drain out.

[Andrew McCeltic]

It's funny how, as soon as we became a good team, all the old fan fixations disappeared and we didn't have to pin our hopes on long shots.

Chris Duhon for two years at the vet minimum, Glenn Davis and Scalabrine for Jeff Foster. These are my realistic covetings.

Unrealistically- Joe Johnson, Andrei Kirilenko, Rudy Gay- for banners 20-23

[MyInsatiableOne]

we already have Luke Walton on this team. He is just about 30 pounds heavier, less skilled, and calls himself Scal.

Fixed

and too true!

[theman]

Here are the all-time top 5 binkies from other teams:

These are players we have obsessed with and spend too much time talking about who actually stink. Inspired by the Birdman thread. :

1. Luke Walton --How many luke Walton threads have we had over the years? The guy threw one nice no look ally oop to shaq in the finals, and suddenly he was larry bird.

2.Robert Swift -- I know Ainge loved him, but that was a long time ago. The pimply faced teen never turned into the hot adult. He just kept on having bad acne.

3.Chris Duhon -- We love this guy. Decent player, but he really isn't good enough to get that worked up about. We treat this guy like he was Bob Cousy. We love Duhon.

4.Birdman -- This guy is a bum, let's be honest. He had one good 40 game stretch in his career. What does it say about someone who had to stop smoking dope to get a big paycheck.Yett.....he couldn't do it. Yeah, just the kind if player I want.

5.Trevor Arisa -- He's athletic and long but has never shown the ability to be anything more than a backup.

How many more fit the bill.

Fixed.

[DelMonte West]

Marcus Williams (thank God we took Rondo over him)
Sarunas Jasicabbagecious (I'll never forget how Barkley pronounced it)
Tyrus Thomas (maybe "stink" is going too far, but we were dying for him to slip in '06)
Sergio Rodriguez
Sam Cassell
Jason Williams (I'm convinced that he and Antoine share the same brain)
Antoine Walker (ZOMG HE BLEEDZ GREEN1!11!!!)